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*Gorilla Noises*

submitted by KCobain27 to funny 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 15:05:11 ago (+61/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Splooge 9 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 19:17:25 ago (+9/-0)

Darwin's research revealed that niggers are literally underdeveloped by 200,000 years compared to humans.

If it's to be believed that we're descended/evolved from primates (or that they're genetically very similar to humans and/or niggers), this makes for a very interesting prospect indeed.

It raises a sort of Cassandra Complex issue, except with the concept of potential and greed -- what happens if you take a being of severely limited potential, but imbue it with the capacity to understand higher value production?

A gorilla is happy to sit on a tire or a fine leather couch. It makes no difference to the gorilla because the gorilla cannot comprehend the higher value of the couch, at least not the way we do.

Similarly, a gorilla is happy to watch a butterfly flit back and forth. You could show it a television, but the notion that one is more valuable than the other never occurs to it. Thus, in either scenario, it is content.

But you then have niggers, which possess the capacity to understand differences in value (even if crude), yet simultaneously lack the ability or potential to ever produce anything equivalent.

I think this is probably one of the biggest reasons for nigger fragility. They have some vague understanding of all the "nice" things in the world, but have to live with also knowing that nothing they will ever make or do can ever equate to even the lowest tier of value they desire.

It's like living with blue balls 24/7, except it applies to literally everything of minimal value and beyond, and there's no way to identify why or what can fix it.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 23:38:00 ago (+3/-0)

I think you've perfectly described the plight of the American nigger. Their European admixture makes them just smart enough to recognize that they are inferior. Their African counterparts, meanwhile, are probably happier at a lower IQ.

[ - ] Splooge 6 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 23:49:39 ago (+6/-0)

European admixture

It’s actually far more likely to be jewish admixture. Certainly there are instances of European genetics being mixed with nigger, but this is primarily thanks to eons of slow jewish interbreeding with Europeans (in order to produce passable shapeshifters).

Look at the percentage of white versus jewish slave ownership in the US during that era. If the stories are to be believed, that massa would pick his favorite high yellows to make half-breeds with, it’s far more likely that the “smartest” niggers in the world are descended from jews.

Jussie Smollett. Darnel “Bubba” Wallace. Aubrey Graham. Nick Cannon. All of the most prominent “half-white” nigger celebrities have a jewish parent.

[ - ] allahead 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 01:20:06 ago (+3/-0)

I'm giving you voat Gold™ for this.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 21:46:22 ago (+2/-0)

While I don't disagree totally, I'm not sure the nigger truly understands that White people created and continue to create all the thing of "value." I think they don't grasp the timeline contiuity of civilization and how things stay in good repair and also continue to be upgraded. They may actually have some innate belief in "magic soil."

[ - ] Splooge 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 23:36:59 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not sure the nigger truly understands that White people created and continue to create all the thing of "value."

This statement/notion deals with causal effect, which niggers are incapable of, so no, the majority of them don’t realize this.

I think they don't grasp the timeline contiuity of civilization and how things stay in good repair and also continue to be upgraded.

Again, causal effect. This is accurate.

They may actually have some innate belief in "magic soil."

Absolutely, there are many instances of niggers complaining about how “dem wyyy folk beez HOGGIN awl dem nice nebbeh hoodz”

Africa is rife with wildlife, fertile soil, raw minerals, precious stones and metals, etc. but Mbunbu would rather hack Jugunga to death over a pair of sandals.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 09:37:43 ago (+2/-0)

Great analysis. There can be no reasoning with those who cannot reason.

[ - ] con77 9 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 16:19:12 ago (+9/-0)

Gorillaz don't kill their young

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 15:39:53 ago (+7/-0)

IS INSULT TO HARAMBE!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 21:46:51 ago (+3/-0)

If only that were a loaded gun and she made herself a good nigger.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 06:48:00 ago (+2/-0)

But does it see its shadow.

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