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get vaccinated

submitted by fightknightHERO to Controlavirus 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 19:34:32 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 08:57:24 ago (+0/-0)

Here's a theory: They discovered, after spraying their virus around the produce section of wal-marts across the country that, like everything else they create, the virus sucked. It could only infect three deep and would lose strength as it went. It really wasn't killing in the numbers they hoped and hospitals around the US were so slammed that all the staff had time for was posting 'poor me' stuff on facebook and dance numbers on tik-tok. After much hand-wringing they decided the virus needed help. A 'Vaccine'! With the fear-porn already spread out these people would have to have been living under a rock to not clamor to their nearest pharmacy to get the experimental gene therap... uh, vaccine. The 'vaccine' would then kill the immune systems of all the people of the world and wal-mart produce spraying could commence - only this one will be called the 'Delta variant'!

Anyhow, probably a lot of flaws in this theory, but I do know one thing - if biden says to do something, turn and walk away.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 04:03:16 ago (+1/-0)

Advice unrelated.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 03:30:19 ago (+2/-0)

If Obama's not scared of the Delta variant, why should I be?

[ - ] EngelbertHumperdinck 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 01:24:30 ago (+3/-0)

Fingers crossed that this is all just a benevolent eugenics campaign to increase the world's average IQ.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 08:08:42 ago (+0/-0)

if that was the case, they'd vax all the blacks, Hispanics, jews and other lesser Humans en masse

[ - ] K1ttenMittens 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 00:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

Why do I need to vaxxed if I already have the antibody? Fuck off Biden

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 8, 2021 21:36:42 ago (+1/-1)*

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[ - ] WhatWomenWant 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 09:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

If the shot really does make symptoms milder but do nothing for transmission they are indeed making the virus deadlier by removing the evolutionary force that typically makes viruses less deadly.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 10:54:09 ago (+0/-0)

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