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Papers please

submitted by qwop to Controlavirus 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 16:33:57 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/s1ide2.mp4



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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:36:56 ago (+0/-0)

They should make it easier to know if you have had the jab. They could wear something on the sleeve of their shirt, perhaps a yellow star or maybe a swaztika.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 19:25:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 20:11:57 ago (+1/-0)

I got your fucking papers right here đź–•

[ - ] Eric_Cartman 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 02:11:31 ago (+1/-0)

Oi, you got a loicence for that coffee, chump?

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 18:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

Tell them: 'Go piss up a rope'!!

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 19:27:05 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 22:31:05 ago (+2/-0)

Citizen calmly pulls out gun and blows the fuckers away. Goes back to the business of free living.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 03:37:48 ago (+1/-0)

And then you woke up?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 01:16:44 ago (+2/-0)

"Ich sprachen keine english"

"Im sorry mate i dont speak german"

"What kind of shit tier nazi doesnt speak german?"

Alternatively -

"Ah! Deine papieren bitte"

"Eh?

"Deine papieren?"

"Wha?"

"GIB MIR DEINE PAPIEREN! SCHNELL!"

And watch as the prick actually behaves like the stereotype weve had pushed at us for decades, at the top of their voice, demanding your papers, in german.

[ - ] con77 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 18:17:37 ago (+3/-0)

Id wear a yellow jew star

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 21:50:46 ago (+3/-0)

I'd stand up and give the hitler salute

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 22:31:54 ago (+0/-0)

This is the correct action.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 16:42:03 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 17:21:56 ago (+6/-0)

What do you mean, "what if"?

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 19:07:00 ago (+5/-0)

Why isn't anyone following them around to provide commentary and verbal harassment?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 21:53:07 ago (+2/-0)

Because if you ever needed another joke a out the French surrendering this would be the ultimate

[ - ] theBreadSultan 6 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 16:54:36 ago (+6/-0)

Oh no my battery died

[ - ] dingbat 7 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 16:52:31 ago (+7/-0)

Those cops need to get their asses beat. Fuck the po po!

[ - ] KCobain27 17 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 16:42:52 ago (+17/-0)

JFC

I wouldn't last long there.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 19:50:12 ago (+3/-0)

Yep, my fists were incredibly itchy.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 18 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 16:47:49 ago (+18/-0)

Someone needs to video the migrant and muslim restaurants bc i guarantee you they arent doing this there.

[ - ] con77 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 18:17:02 ago (+5/-0)

exactly

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 20:42:07 ago (+2/-0)

That would be “racist” because Muslims are [insert excuse here] to have the vaccines anyway!

That’s at least the message I get from what the news says

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 9, 2021 21:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

Ohhh no no no mai fren this is muharam