This did in fact happen: So I was talking to some brain dead lib. She tells me we need to "fight climate change using science" because it could lead to a 33% reduction in oxygen. But then I tell her that masks reduce oxygen by the same amount! Fucking burn, dude! You should have seen the look on her - Upgoat

This did in fact happen: So I was talking to some brain dead lib. She tells me we need to "fight climate change using science" because it could lead to a 33% reduction in oxygen. But then I tell her that masks reduce oxygen by the same amount! Fucking burn, dude! You should have seen the look on her
submitted by obscenity to TellUpgoat 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 00:56:56 ago (+25/-4) (TellUpgoat)*

face. First off she was shocked because I was dropping atomic truth bombs. Next was the sheer hypocrisy I helped her see. So guess what? She was so grateful we ended up having sex many times. But then she said my dick was hurting her because it was too big and I was so embarrassed. So we just went for a ride in my corvette.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 01:00:46 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] OyGoy 5 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 03:05:43 ago (+5/-0)

What a man.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:08:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 03:09:19 ago (+5/-0)

What can I do to be more like you?

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[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:08:07 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 04:29:36 ago (+6/-0)

She gave you a hundred dollars and everyone clapped right?

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[ - ] account deleted by user 6 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:09:11 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:22:32 ago (+1/-0)

Tell her Earth used to not have oxygen in the atmosphere and it was a big climate change and killed off lots of life forms. Oxygen causes oxidation, a very powerful force on things.

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 11:05:14 ago (+3/-0)

There was once iron on the surface of the earth that was silver/gray because there was no oxygen to rust it. The first life to make oxygen was a pre-plant form. All of the oxygen was first used to oxidize all the exposed metals before any was available for new life forms. I understand there is a belief these life forms made the planet look purple for a time.

[ - ] dalai_llama 6 points 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:22:49 ago (+6/-0)

If anyone earnestly cared about climate change prevention they would be happy that Covid 19 was wiping people out. But since all this shit is fake and the threat of global climate change has been drastically misrepresented, all anyone has done is proven that they are psycopaths that want to control people.

I mean, you see it every day on a regular basis. People always arguing over the better way to do simple tasks. But people can usually regulate themselves from becoming too controlling. With this fucking disgusting kike media gas lighting everyone though, people have just gone nuts.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 08:59:40 ago (+1/-0)

One has nothing to do with the other. They are just mutually exclusive statements. The look on her face was probably pity for the retarded.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 3.9 yearsAug 11, 2021 09:50:44 ago (+1/-0)

10/10

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