I prayed the rosary 20 times while holding magic crystals and a rabbits foot and I still got covid-19. I think the problem was I was facing Sagittarius but I should have been facing Jupiter. We really need better science communication about whether you should be facing Sagittarius or Jupiter. - Upgoat

I prayed the rosary 20 times while holding magic crystals and a rabbits foot and I still got covid-19. I think the problem was I was facing Sagittarius but I should have been facing Jupiter. We really need better science communication about whether you should be facing Sagittarius or Jupiter.
submitted by obscenity to TellUpgoat 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:22:46 ago (+4/-0) (TellUpgoat)

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 10:29:23 ago (+0/-0)

You forgot the two (((dicks))) in your mouth.

[ - ] AloisH 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:41:02 ago (+1/-0)

Jupiter is sky father in old Greek

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:26:46 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe you shouldn't' have held a rabbi's foot.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 01:06:26 ago (+3/-0)

if rabbit's feet were good luck the rabbit would still have the foot.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 02:33:52 ago (+1/-0)

Good point! Poor little bunny sacrificed himself too feed the fambly. But the stew was delicious!

[ - ] obscenity [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 14, 2021 00:36:15 ago (+1/-0)

well i didn't want to take any chances. there's so much we don't know about this virus