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We're vaxxed and healthy!

submitted by jewsbadnews to whatever 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 21:05:59 ago (+12/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 11:38:03 ago (+0/-0)

lol, the way they naturally assume circular, orbitting coreography is fucking hilarious. It's like the only pattern they could adopt to avoid the steric hindrance of their disgustingly fat bodies.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 02:33:10 ago (+1/-0)

When you're so fat you look like you have down's syndrome.

[ - ] CPU 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 02:13:22 ago (+1/-0)

Another reason why illegals shouldn't come, for their health!

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 00:16:48 ago (+1/-0)

The smallest one is a cheeseburger away from a stroke.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 00:13:30 ago (+1/-0)

If these lardos were forced to pedal energy generating bikes, they could power a small village for at least half a century.

[ - ] 12345678 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 23:13:02 ago (+2/-0)

I was on vacation. Group of 13 whales in the cabin next to me. Fat children, fat mothers, fat dogs.

All proudly double vaxxed and healthy. I had a good laugh with another guy about it. These people now believe themselves to be healthy. It's fucking hilarious.

[ - ] jewsbadnews [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 00:16:32 ago (+0/-0)

Allah willing the Taliban will Jihad them all.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 23:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

WTF are they doing? What's the point?

[ - ] CPU 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 02:14:11 ago (+1/-0)

Leg day, can't you tell?

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 22:21:05 ago (+1/-0)

Is there supposed to be sound? Are they doing sign language? How are we supposed to know they are vaxxed?

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 22:09:05 ago (+3/-0)

No wonder there are so many earthquakes.

[ - ] Zancon 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 21:22:54 ago (+5/-0)

I literally had no idea you could be that obese and still move around.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 17, 2021 21:29:56 ago (+2/-0)

They were promised a pizza each and five gallons of mountain dew to make a video. With any luck they'll choke on it.

[ - ] GloryBeckons 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 02:40:53 ago (+2/-0)

You are now aware that the obese are physically unable to reach their assholes to wipe.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 18, 2021 06:16:15 ago (+1/-0)

They use the sort of wand thing with a clip on the end to attach toilet paper. I know this because my wife works in home care and we've got all this niche medical equipment that she gives to patients. I would pay good money for a picture of my face when she told me what it was.

One of these https://files.catbox.moe/89b81k.jpg