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I have a little dog.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 19:44:07 ago (+41/-1)     (whatever)

He's my loyal buddy. He's not very useful other than as an alarm, but he sure is pleasant to be around. When it's his time to move on to cat hell, I'm getting another little dog. If you've never had one, you may not understand, but little dogs can be really cool. For example, his turds are small enough that my mower just glides right over them without spraying shit everywheres. He is also very warm, and can catch a full sized tennis ball. Can't catch treats though, somehow he can't figure that one out. And he sort of smells like pee, but in a good way.

The end.


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[ - ] NumbDigger 7 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:58:49 ago (+7/-0)

Small dogs are still dogs, and all dogs are awesome. You just need to spend time with one to realize it.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 22:02:34 ago (+1/-0)

They were once wolves. Compare them to wolves and you will realize how fucked up they are.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 23:50:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] try 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 02:50:09 ago (+1/-0)

The TV news says Joe Biden is fine and healthy.

Joe Biden.

He's not fucked up. He's our nice President who never sent one mean tweet, the (((TV))) says.

Joe Biden is not fucked up.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 11:53:03 ago (+0/-0)

Who says they're fucked up?

[ - ] Jiggggg 7 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:10:38 ago (+7/-0)

I've had little dogs (18 lbs), I've had big dogs (80 lbs), and they are all great in their own ways. My most recent one to pass away was a little 25-pound rat/JR terrier mix who died back in February. Mean as hell but boy do I miss him cuddling up to my legs every night. Enjoy your little buddy.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:47:20 ago (+3/-0)

Ha, I have a JR Terrier and he sleeps between my legs as well.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 00:12:40 ago (+0/-0)

They like to burrow!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 5 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 22:26:16 ago (+5/-0)

We have a Corgi and a German Shepherd.

Corgi is a crazy loud bark machine.

But when the German gets going the whole neighborhood knows.

We love them both equally.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 00:01:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:43:40 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:20:40 ago (+4/-0)

Sorry Kat, but, out of respect for their privacy, I don't post pics of my pets online. Imagine a large black rat, mixed with a bat, but a dog.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:45:35 ago (+3/-0)

A schipperke?

Those are fucking devil bat terror rats.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 22:15:38 ago (+2/-0)

Ha, no. Those guys are pretty fun though.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 23:46:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] beece 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:29:12 ago (+4/-0)

All dogs are wonderful. ALL.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 19:59:18 ago (+6/-2)

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:02:24 ago (+4/-0)

I didn't say "very small", I said "little". The difference is significant.

Still tho, lol.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:32:22 ago (+4/-0)

Lines must be drawn!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:33:39 ago (+3/-0)

I've had a couple little dogs. They're good buds. Some of them need a strong leader because they have little man syndrome and will try to take over. But that's easy if you know dogs a tiny bit.

[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 23:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

And he sort of smells like pee, but in a good way.

Dogs have a characteristic smell, but urea is not that smell. Consider reviewing your dog's food - remember dogs are obligate carnivores and should not be fed corn. Nor really any other veggie as a primary food, but especially corn.

If this doesn't apply, then don't mind me.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 23:30:24 ago (+4/-0)

The little faggot sometimes wets his pants when he gets nervous.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:43:38 ago (+2/-1)

little dogs are genetic abominations

get a cat or fuck off

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:57:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Hermes 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:53:39 ago (+1/-0)

little dogs are genetic experiments gone wrong

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:09:35 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you think that? Besides pugs, those went wrong.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 10:57:11 ago (+1/-0)

They were created for the high class. For hunting, sport, and lapdogs. In which case, as dogs take on the personality of the owner, most little dogs then map the personality of those owners. Loud, aggressive, confident, anxious and annoying. But I have met good little dogs, and good little dog owners. Mostly just bitches with some bithc in a purse or a stroller as a surrogate child :)

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 14:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

You sound like a 'German Sheppard' owner.
Great dogs bytheway,loyal to the death.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 15:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

blue merle border collie or a bohemian shepherd .......they are more fluffy :)

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 15:49:45 ago (+0/-0)

Cool!

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 19:49:52 ago (+1/-0)

is this Bob in 727?

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 19:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. Try again.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:02:20 ago (+0/-0)

Sherriff Bob?

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 11:53:36 ago (+0/-0)

Small dogs are great alarm dogs. Little noisy dogs hear everything and start barking.

[ - ] wyrmblut 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 02:04:40 ago (+1/-1)

Dudes with little dogs are the gay equivlent of cat ladys. You are a faggot for having them as pets and a double faggot for posting about them

[ - ] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 22:35:16 ago (+0/-0)

All dogs are amazing. I'm not sure what we did as humans to deserve such prefect little companions.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:22:52 ago (+0/-0)

Little dawgs just don't make enough sausage.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 22:20:31 ago (+1/-0)

My guy pumps out sausages at least twice a day.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:25:56 ago (+1/-1)

You don't pick up your dog's shit ever? You just let it pile up and you mow over it? Fuck I bet your neighbors hate your stinky ass.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:39:41 ago (+4/-0)

Sometimes I pick it up, but the sprinklers seem to liquefy it pretty well, allowing it to fertilize the lawn. My lawn looks great btw.

My neighbors have cows. I should be the one complaining.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:47:24 ago (+1/-0)

I dont ever pick up my very large dogs' shit because they go poop in the woods where they are supposed to. A good dog doesn't just walk out and shit wherever. That's a sign of retardation. Dogs naturally poop in camouflaged protected areas. If your dog doesn't its fucking retarded.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 00:07:19 ago (+3/-0)

My golden retriever was a stray who walked up my driveway and had obviously had a very, very bad life up until then... took him a long time to relax and trust (still working on that, really). Anyway, he tends to back up into bushes when he poops, like a mobster making sure he sits with his back to the wall at restaurants

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:01:59 ago (+0/-0)

Why would dog shit be any less valuable than horse/chicken/pig shit for fertilizer?

I mean, the dog I had was a big fucker, but she knew to shit in or around the compost pile, except if it was bad weather, which I didn't mind.

I would love to get another like her, but I think I will go with a slightly smaller breed when I get my next best friend, maybe 60-80 lbs. It was never the shit that I was concerned about, more the shedding to be honest.

Little dogs can be cool, it is just those tiny motherfuckers that can even control their bladder for more than an hour that I would never consider.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:04:51 ago (+0/-0)

Don't go under 12lbs.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:08:51 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking under 20.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:14:29 ago (+2/-0)

There are a lot of cool little fuckers between 12 and 20. My all time favorite Jack was 18. Under 12 and the bladder control issues start to show up at greater frequency.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 00:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

I had all hound mixes until I found my JR / Rat terrier mix running around in a parking lot... I had no idea what I was getting into. I miss that little turd.

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 21:08:39 ago (+0/-0)

Oy vey you have neighbors within 5 feet of you huh must be the only way to live.

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:22:34 ago (+0/-0)

You better not start turning into this:

https://files.catbox.moe/tuxjcr.jpg

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 18, 2021 20:27:06 ago (+1/-0)

Don't worry bro, I'm not a dickless one-toof jew. I also don't dox myself or my pets.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump -1 points 3.8 yearsAug 19, 2021 01:16:14 ago (+0/-1)

In my personal opinion, I am the best lapdog ever. Just see how nicely I rolled over for Israel.

That said, a 25 pound terrier type is one of the best friends a man can have. Especially if it's brindle and has pointy ears.

MAGA!