Darwin Award: Australian learns the hard way that metal is hot when heats applied - Upgoat

Darwin Award: Australian learns the hard way that metal is hot when heats applied
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 3.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 22:04:26 ago (+6/-1) (web.archive.org)
https://web.archive.org/web/20210829020125/https://au.news.yahoo.com/coles-customer-suffers-severe-injury-from-master-chef-item-042023908.html

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 22:22:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 08:33:16 ago (+0/-0)

So well trained that St. Johns first aid advises against this practice for the best part of a decade, that under no circumstance should you ever run a burn under cold water.
Nurses are generally required to do this refresher course every two years, so she probably just sucked off the teacher to pass.

Aloe-vera or a cool compress is the solution.

She's probably one of those nurses that turns the oxygen off on patients because the O in O2 means empty twice over.

[ - ] spasswerk 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 28, 2021 23:33:01 ago (+1/-0)

Runner up. She's still in the gene pool.

[ - ] Infearmal 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 05:34:01 ago (+1/-0)

"I’m a nurse so I knew to instantly put my hand under cold water"
Clearly the brithest one of the batch.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 09:18:45 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf? It’s a metal handle AND YOU’VE DONE IT TO YOURSELF BEFORE?! Just a regular liberal folks. Move on.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 29, 2021 04:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

How the hell do you heat the pan so much that the handle will severely burn you? She must have left it on the flame at highest heat for an hour, in a very hot room.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 22:37:13 ago (+0/-0)

The setting and length of the handle determines how long the handle will stay cool for. Also the shape and design of the handle like those coiled on camper dutch style ovens are safe to touch because they dissipate heat quickly.

You have NIGGER TIER INTELLIGENCE!

Chefs touch metal handles on pots from stoves all the time, they often have hollow cavity handles.

You dumb fucking nigger, you are the chimpiest of IQ low tier larping dumbfucks on this this site. Fuck off back to poal and suck AOU micro jew peen.

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[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsOct 2, 2021 22:38:55 ago (+0/-0)

Awwww did the aussie get another dick up it's ass from its government tyranny? Show us on the mannequin where the government fucked you again and again and again.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 31, 2022 19:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

nurses are supposed to have critical thinking ability

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[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:04:54 ago (+0/-0)

Got damn dude I posted this 5 months ago.

Thanks for the comment niggerfaggot

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[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:14:08 ago (+0/-0)

curtsy and tug your forelock when you call me niggerfaggot

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[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 20:25:14 ago (+0/-0)

You mean dick4?

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