"One time we watched laughing SS guards kick around a severed head of a jew baby, like a ball, and then one ss guard kicked the head up into the air so it landed on top of the milk crate stack. They did that often."
"Hilter forced the jews to build a thunderdome out of milk crates and each day would put a jew, a rhinocerous and a veloceraptor inside to battle to the death. My mother was the only jew to ever defeat both the rhino and raptor. She gave birth to me immediatly afterwards"
There was a surplus of masturbation machines from the Weimar era, and Hitler put them to use by having a couple put in at the camp's medically inspected brothel. Little did we know he had his top nazi scientists replace the worn out motors with modern ones so I damn near got circumsized a second time when I set it to high.
[ + ] vorpal85
[ - ] vorpal85 8 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 23:01:23 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] Splooge
[ - ] Splooge 8 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 23:41:17 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] wyrmblut
[ - ] wyrmblut 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 12:24:48 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] calx
[ - ] calx 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 22:37:48 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] FellowWhite
[ - ] FellowWhite 5 points 3.7 yearsAug 30, 2021 23:42:55 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] UselessIdiot
[ - ] UselessIdiot 3 points 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 05:32:19 ago (+3/-0)
In "Hunters" they try to say the Nazis played literal human chess with Jews (always just Jews, never inmates generally).
When the peices died they were "forced" to stab each other.
[ + ] Shlarb123
[ - ] Shlarb123 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 13:29:34 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Kozel
[ - ] Kozel 2 points 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 00:07:27 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] voatisajewishheaven
[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 14:44:36 ago (+1/-0)
Tide pods? Nazis poisoned jews with tide pods, #CancelTide
Vaping? Nazis literally used vaping technology to "gas" jews, time to wake up to the rampant white supremacy.
Dry-scooping pre-workout? Nazis forced jews to do that too and then had them workout to get jacked so that the crematorium would generate more heat.
[ + ] 3Whuurs
[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.7 yearsAug 31, 2021 01:25:21 ago (+1/-0)