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Be ceo of big pharma
Work with media and corrupt governments to up sales of snake oil
Bank billions
Set up narrative to ensure ongoing sales
Lifes good
One day intern comes into office

"Yo boss, what if I told you i have a plan to potentially double, if not triple sales of snake oil"

Lean forward interested and signal him to continue

"Pets"

"What?"

"Fucking pets bro"

"The fuck you on about you cooked cunt?"

"We tell all these dumb fucks that while our product works, if, and only if, they keep taking it. They need to reduce the chances of catching teh covids by saying they need to jab ol' Rover and Mittens. Can't have those filthy little fur cunts breeding disease in their rumpus room and shit."

"...."

"Well?"

"... my fucking nigga! You devilish little cunt.... Do it."

"Yeah?"

"Fuck yeah bro! Get it done you cheeky fuckin shekel scrounger."

"Fuck yeah booiii!!"

Intern leaves
Get up, look out the window contemplating the shed load of dollars coming my way.
Smile, and exclaim with a reserved level of anticipation; "Tits!"

Mask the hounds

But muh covid sniffing dogs, they'll save us! Patience. Wearing. Thin.