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How do I get from the UK to Bulgaria?

submitted by ZorbaTheGreek to AskUpgoat 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 12:17:11 ago (+4/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Alright faggets. So you're all muh vax noooo, reee injection.

So tell me, how the fuck do I leave this fucking island and get to Bulgaria without being vaccinated and without needing one of them fake CCCP-PCR tests?

I'm willing to drive there, but it seems I'm not even going to be allowed on the Eurotunnel or a ferry, or be allowed to enter France, without one of them tests.

Anyone got any ideas?

Later edit: none of you faggots have been in the least helpful in any way. All I hear is complaints about vaccines and muh democracy but when it's about offering some advice all you're capable of is fagget fagget fagget.

This is why the jew wins. ZERO fucking solidarity for someone actually asking for some help.


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[ - ] veridic 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 13:05:05 ago (+5/-0)

Buy a large inflatable bubble and roll across the English channel.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 12:52:25 ago (+5/-0)

I'm sure there are many channel "fishermen" who would hop you over for a couple hundred quid.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 12:43:42 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] ZorbaTheGreek [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 20:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

The thing is, that test costs £60 or more. The vaccine costs the government £20 or so. No matter what you do, big pharma wins. I'm trying to not give them any money, because fuck them.

[ - ] Shitheel 1 point 3.6 yearsOct 4, 2021 22:24:44 ago (+1/-0)

Is that the hill you want to die on? Or are you just not that interested in actually going?

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 16:01:03 ago (+3/-0)

Same way the illegal bulgarians get into the uk dumbass, hop in the back of a fucking lorry.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 12:22:17 ago (+3/-0)

Air is gonna be a problem
Road is gonna be a problem

think son think! how do the migrants get to the UK?
through the sea! though to actually buy a boat and get a fishing loinsence is gonna be the hard part

alternatively, if you have tons of shekels, are there private airbases in your Cuntry?

[ - ] Garrett 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 12:26:17 ago (+2/-0)

migrants are allowed to come by sea

[ - ] con77 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 14:26:31 ago (+2/-0)

Flush 10 times

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 12:57:36 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe being less of a faggot would help.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 19:39:58 ago (+2/-0)

but he's from the UK, that's an unreasonable expectation for him to try to meet.

[ - ] ZorbaTheGreek [op] -1 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 20:56:07 ago (+0/-1)

I'm not, I'm just trying to get home to Serbia, but I need to do a short stop in Bulgaria while I'm at it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 18, 2021 02:45:22 ago (+0/-0)

Oh. Okay, then. Being less of a faggot may be helpful. In that case.

I knew a really cool Serb. I miss him. His name was Petar. He moved to NY and we lost touch with him.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 19:45:34 ago (+1/-0)

Blackface until you get to the border of Bulgaria. Then just wash your face and waltz right in.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 15:06:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 19:41:06 ago (+0/-0)

Struggle smuggles.

[ - ] mumbleberry 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 12:28:33 ago (+1/-0)

No forged blackmarket vax cards in the UK?

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 18, 2021 03:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

Blackface yourself and become an immigrant.

[ - ] Systemisgay 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 21:19:18 ago (+0/-0)

Can you get a ferry ride? People rent plane rides, maybe you can rent a boat ride

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 19:38:53 ago (+0/-0)

sail a boat there.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 17:59:21 ago (+0/-0)

Build a raft and sail.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 17:12:44 ago (+0/-0)

I'm willing to drive there

lol

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 17, 2021 17:03:41 ago (+0/-0)

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