I Love You Goats and I'm coming out of hiding... - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

×

Login Register an account

Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate

12

I Love You Goats and I'm coming out of hiding...
submitted by Sturmgeschutz to introductions 3.6 yearsSep 20, 2021 23:18:07 ago (+13/-1) (introductions)

I've lurked since old voat. I never posted there. Just wanted to say hi and get the obligatory "Welcome, Niggerfaggot" and "Fuck off, we're full" badge. I love it here because a lot of you think the same as me about certain things... Not all, but most.
We also disagree and that is normal. I hope to meet you all at some point.

44 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 20, 2021 23:33:50 ago (+3/-2)

Mkay fed.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 00:19:59 ago (+1/-0)

deleted

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:08:54 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 20, 2021 23:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

?

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 20, 2021 23:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

What in the world of fucking fuck???????

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 00:34:12 ago (+3/-2)

Kike shill nigger faggot.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

Well...thanks for the nigger faggot part...I guess

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 06:09:10 ago (+1/-0)

So what did you do in July/August?

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:08:03 ago (+2/-0)

Worked. Not for Feds though, as claimed elsewhere.

[ - ] mongre 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 10:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

Good god one thing I never hope is to meet any of you jew faggots. Who let the fed in?

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 11:07:51 ago (+0/-0)

See above comment. Call me FedBoi when I do something worthy of the moniker. Otherwise, welcome a fellow Goat.

Or dont...it's up to you.

[ - ] happytoes 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 12:23:31 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck off and don't come back until you are upgraded from 37mm to 75mm.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 14:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

How about the German 88?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 12:41:23 ago (+0/-0)

not gonna lie if someone hands me an MG42 and some ammo pointed me at something and told me to have at it im probably going to get a pretty large erection.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 00:39:52 ago (+1/-0)

Hows it hanging fag?

[ - ] calx 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 20, 2021 23:52:13 ago (+2/-0)

i woz ere
ere i woz
woz i ere?
yes i woz

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:23:45 ago (+2/-0)

Get hanged glownigger.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:28:02 ago (+2/-0)

Fed off you fuck.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 20, 2021 23:27:38 ago (+3/-0)

deleted

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 20, 2021 23:30:06 ago (+3/-0)

Thank you kind dr! Glad to be home at last...

[ - ] MasterAce 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 00:54:20 ago (+3/-0)

Do you drive a 4x4 ? That’s a rule now.
There was a guy named Robert Bruce banner that quit you can have his cot.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:07:02 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks! I'll make myself right at home!

[ + ] MasterAce

[ - ] MasterAce 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 11:45:27 ago (+1/-0)

I’m sure you will

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 01:00:48 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah well fuck you, not interested

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 14:10:17 ago (+0/-0)

Great!

[ - ] 2017Fallout 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 02:50:39 ago (+3/-0)

We are a long way from full but fuck off anyway.
Or come on in
Fires on and whisky is poured.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:27:14 ago (+2/-0)

I'll drink to that

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 05:11:12 ago (+3/-0)

Your parents did 9/11.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 14:03:09 ago (+1/-0)

No, my parents are not Jewish .

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 09:35:52 ago (+3/-0)

I hope you fucking die in a fire, faggot.(had to put something that you didnt inb4) Welcome! Glad you made it!

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 09:43:10 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks! Good to be out amongst the goats!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:34:12 ago (+4/-0)

Nigger

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:26:39 ago (+2/-0)

Love it!

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone 4 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 04:58:34 ago (+4/-0)

Ease off the guy...just because he wears plaid shorts, a colored shit and some name brand sunglasses does not mean he is a fed.He might just be stupid.I say we give him a chance.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:25:59 ago (+1/-0)*

I do have some Dirty Mo Spys, but, alas... not a FedBoi

/ E ...and my shit is regular colored...for the record.

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 13:16:30 ago (+1/-0)

Regular colored brown? Like the color of your skin?

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 13:56:11 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 14:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

Tell me, Prophet, how you arrived at that decision...

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 19:35:15 ago (+1/-0)

Eanie meanie miney mo. Catch a nigger by the toe!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 5 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 01:10:57 ago (+6/-1)

Fuck off fed.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 3 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 08:06:17 ago (+3/-0)

Ahhhhhh yes...attack anyone new with the glow nigger tag...I love this place. I have a thought though...how about we hold on to the glow nigger and FedBoi insults until I actually post something worthy of it.

[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 12:02:11 ago (+1/-0)

How about you drink bleach, faggot. You are not a goat and you never will be.

[ + ] Sturmgeschutz

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz [op] 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 14:08:02 ago (+0/-0)

I dont feed trolls.

[ + ] AOUsYamaka

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 2 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 09:33:15 ago (+2/-0)

Oy vey! That’s not how you welcome my fellow glowjew, dirty goyim!