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[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 21:51:44 ago (+1/-0)

the jew's nose can hoover up loose change from any height

[ - ] olinneserpona 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 04:41:37 ago (+1/-0)*

No, it is because the africans didn't want a nose and ran from God when he was giving out noses. So God had to chase and catch them, then put them in a head lock and really squeeze that nose tight so it held in place.
For the Jews, when God said he was going to give them a nose this Jewish guy interrupted him and asked if he was getting the nose for free? God said yes to which the Jew said he'd like the biggest one available.

[ - ] Garrett [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsSep 27, 2021 12:27:42 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 21, 2021 21:57:07 ago (+0/-0)

Did you know that their noses are so big because air is free.

[ - ] olinneserpona 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 04:56:01 ago (+0/-0)

Do you know what happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall?

[ - ] Kalimero 0 points 3.6 yearsSep 22, 2021 17:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

If that's true, my ancestors must have come from the Artic.