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Wokefat

submitted by deleted to FatPeopleHate 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 12:32:33 ago (+15/-0)     (FatPeopleHate)

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[ - ] Thisismyaccount 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 12:38:07 ago (+5/-0)

It'll die of a massive heart attack sooner or later.

[ - ] carrotcar 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 13:56:59 ago (+3/-0)

These people are going to be hell to deal with when war breaks out.

Too fucking heavy for people to drag that dead body anywhere to help keep sanitation intact, and too huge of a pile of blubber for scavenging animals to resist.

Gonna need a backhoe to shovel that fat fuck.

[ - ] Cotytto 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 15:04:38 ago (+4/-0)

Fat is fairly flammable so burning off that fat is an option

Going to need serious equipment to move all the dead tards anyway.

[ - ] carrotcar 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 15:22:41 ago (+4/-0)

Fire is an interesting option, but when keeping a low profile it isn't something I would rather do.

Sanitation will be the most critical tho.

Lack of water and dead bodies reminds me of the Africa campaign... yikes.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 15:54:28 ago (+4/-0)

Don't fat people make good soap? I mean, doesn't natural human fat cells make good soap? Yes, I watched Fight Club once, but they said the first rule was to mention it all the time. So I bring it up all the time.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 17:32:57 ago (+3/-0)

Meh. Rendered human fat makes an acceptable soap but its a lot of work to butcher then boil down if you aren't going to be using the meat and other parts for food and such.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 15:47:48 ago (+3/-0)

Make your encampment on a hill. When a fat dies, roll them down the hill. Thank me later.

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 16:34:46 ago (+1/-0)

It won't make it up the hill in the first place.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 19:16:25 ago (+3/-0)

I saw some buzzards picking clean a deer today.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 21:45:59 ago (+1/-0)

In his ideal communist utopia, he would be executed for consuming far more than his share of resources.

[ - ] happytoes 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 29, 2021 14:49:30 ago (+0/-0)

He needs the collectivization of agriculture to help him lose weight.