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submitted by deleted to funny 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 18:42:14 ago (+26/-4)     (funny)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 21:15:15 ago (+6/-0)

Why would you put off throwing a Jew out the window the day after tomorrow, when you can do it today?

Makes perfect sense.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:12:17 ago (+5/-0)

What a moron, the day after tomorrow is Thursday.

Also, real answer: overmorrow

Sorry to ruin the joke.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 23:05:16 ago (+2/-0)

A new word! How wonderful

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 01:33:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] voatersarefucktards 3 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:26:00 ago (+3/-0)

I believe in English the word for slapping someone across the face with your penis is "thwap".

[ - ] Rawrination 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 19:14:01 ago (+2/-0)

Defenestration someone with your bifle

[ - ] Paradoxical003 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 21:18:24 ago (+2/-0)

Defenestrate someone with your bifle

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 15, 2021 17:50:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yes

[ - ] headfire 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 00:45:49 ago (+2/-0)

The English word he’s looking for is overmorrow.

Yes, really.

[ - ] calx 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 21:51:46 ago (+1/-0)*

Fenster is window in German. To defenestrate is to throw someone out of a window. So there.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

The word is similar in French too. Fenetre.

[ - ] calx 2 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:15:54 ago (+2/-0)

Danke, mon petit chou.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 22:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

ohn hohn hohn oui uoi, pampelmousse, biblioteque, omlette du fromage!

[ - ] SturmUndTrinker 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 23:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

That was uncalled for.

[ - ] SturmUndTrinker 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 12, 2021 23:04:36 ago (+0/-0)

It's funny, because in both German and English.... no one has said that in, like 400 years.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 01:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 04:08:01 ago (+0/-0)

Many languages have a word for the day after tomorrow. It's actually strange that English doesn't.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 13, 2021 05:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

Only a stupid faggot would think this shit. English is a fine language with a bunch of words. Seeing the term "universal language" vs "English" shit is starting to get on my damn nerves.