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"I don't care what you think"

submitted by fightknightHERO to Controlavirus 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 22:48:57 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/2y44ze.png

I unironically did something similar today
was going the usual routine of going to the local Euromarket to get some smoked cheese and high protein greek yogurt

i had a can of beverage in my hand so i had good excuse for the store's NPC's

when i entered and waited for the queue in the cheese aisle
some obese jewish looking "Karen" said
"you don't have a mask..."
i slyly looked back at her and took a big sip, not giving her any response
bitch was so BTFO'd she just stormed off in the other direction and bumped herself into a shelf and got the whole crew working to lift her fat ass from the cold floor

in the meanwhile i ordered my cheese and took the yogurt and went to the register and they didn't gave me any shit
because i was still taking sips

i think i just cracked the code from the Aussie "is your coffee full" video
the NPC's do this out of compliance, but if you have a drink with you
it invalidates their NPC.whereisyourmask.imustbeaniggerfaggot.becauseTVsaidso
programming

today was a good day
sips


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[ - ] MrDobalina 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:59:40 ago (+2/-0)

To let Karen's know the mask is bullshit, rip an egg salad sandwich fart next to them.

Watch how uncomfortable they become.

It's glorious my goat bros.

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:03:08 ago (+0/-0)

I sometimes wonder if i should get a vape Machine just so i can show libtards the masks literally do fuck all
https://files.catbox.moe/mdb58t.mp4

but i think the whole Mask Shtick is how (((Karens))) & faggots get a power trip euphoria over telling free thinking men to obey

[ - ] MrDobalina 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 01:49:13 ago (+1/-0)

You should. Makes them doubt themselves.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:25:30 ago (+0/-0)

haha particles just go right through their bs fashion mask, thats glorious.

[ - ] MrDobalina 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:33:35 ago (+1/-0)

Fight freaks w/ farts. It's really that simple. lmao

[ - ] Garrett 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 22:51:23 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] calx 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:14:14 ago (+0/-0)

^^ struth

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:52:00 ago (+0/-0)

Are you forgetting it's (((ruth))) or is there a new standard in town?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:54:08 ago (+1/-0)

Were there rows of people outside the store slow clapping your triumph?

[ - ] fightknightHERO [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 01:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

No fanfare
just "thank you, come again"