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My husband went to get his clot shot today, you'll never guess what happened

submitted by Cunt to Covidicences 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:35:40 ago (+24/-0)     (Covidicences)

Or maybe you did.

They wouldn't let him, because the system says he already had two doses. He has a bona-fide vaccine passport now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBHkIWAJitg&t=1m20s

Unfortunately I am not so lucky. But I will keep checking back just in case.

All that arguing for nothing!


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[ - ] deleted 10 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:51:16 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 8 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:57:25 ago (+8/-0)

I am. He was very shocked and confused and I had to talk him down from arguing his way into a shot.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 01:16:17 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 01:18:17 ago (+1/-0)

God is watching over their family.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 11:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

Darwin would disagree. :)

[ - ] Roy_Batty 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 09:58:24 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a bluff and a double down to me.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 17:41:44 ago (+0/-0)

I just double checked and his vax certificate says he got Pfizer early in the year, our age group didn't become eligible until months after his certificate says he got it. I'm not even sure there was Pfizer available at the time to any group.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 12:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

He went behind your back, no doubt... people lie and deceive all time in relationships and their significant others has no clue

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 17:35:52 ago (+0/-0)

I just double checked and his vax certificate says he got Pfizer early in the year, our age group didn't become eligible until months after his certificate says he got it. I'm not even sure there was Pfizer available at the time to any group.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:38:30 ago (+5/-0)

What? He glitched the system somehow?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 12 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:41:17 ago (+12/-0)

I knew they were fudging the numbers but I didn't think this is how they were doing it.

[ - ] Cynabuns 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:00:58 ago (+5/-0)

Ho-lee-shit, what a discovery! And a wonderful stroke of luck :D

And really glad that he's not bringing back that jab to contaminate you and your family.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:47:36 ago (+2/-0)

So these figures are fake and gay?

https://www.health.gov.au/initiatives-and-programs/covid-19-vaccines/numbers-statistics

I did wonder. I do think some people are getting vaxxed because they don't want to lose their jobs, but others are, to use Dan's words, "waiting it out." Funny how Jugears said that too. Three of my siblings have now lost their jobs and are "waiting it out." I am fortunate to work remotely but I'm lucky if I get three hours worth a day.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:51:07 ago (+5/-0)

They are at least one off, and the fact that it has dates for both doses says to me it is not a one off. Maybe if you wait it out long enough a bot gives you a free pass.Shrug

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:56:32 ago (+5/-0)

Yes, I'll wait it out and make Dan cry.

[ - ] GloryBeckons 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:34:22 ago (+1/-0)

Perhaps he has the same name and birthday as someone who got the shots already. Don't know about down under, but in the US they look it up in a database based on name and birth date (hence why those are on the card).

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 17:48:01 ago (+1/-0)

We have the immunisation register linked to medicare digitally and a physical medicare card. He was trying to get the vax and they guy said it was no mistake (on his part) and triple checked it was his correct name, long ass medicare number and correct position on card (and he has a child's position which is uncommon). They don't check DOB or drivers license.

https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/sites/default/files/medicare-card.jpg

[ - ] fightknightHERO 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:38:24 ago (+7/-2)

Find a new Husband
this one has been... contaminated

[ - ] Cunt [op] 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:40:41 ago (+6/-1)

Nah, only on paper, he is still a pure blood.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:41:50 ago (+1/-0)

How did he pull it off?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:43:56 ago (+5/-0)

He has been very unlucky his whole life, the odds were in his favour.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:49:26 ago (+5/-0)

Powerball is 60 million tonight. Get a ticket while God is in a benevolent mood!

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:47:30 ago (+4/-1)

I now legit wonder if this is intentional... what does your husband work in that the jews may consider him useful enough to spare him from the deadly satanic poison?

or is it the fault of some negro intern?
regardless, now your husband can buy you goy-feed since he has the goodgoy-pass

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:48:50 ago (+2/-0)

There are a lot of diversity hires in government, that could explain it.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:57:40 ago (+2/-0)

So that explains it
some lazy negress just "did a thing on da compyuta" and bam now he has a goy-pass

it's just like Pierce's book "the jew's disasterous diversity program was ultimately advantageous for us"

[ - ] MrDobalina 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 23:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

Unlucky would mean he GOT the chemical shed shot.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:08:57 ago (+2/-0)

I mean that he has been unlucky forever, so was due some good luck statisticly.

[ - ] MrDobalina 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 01:49:25 ago (+0/-0)

Copy that.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -2 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 00:26:03 ago (+0/-2)

Hahaa!

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:08:42 ago (+1/-0)

It’s like he was trying to cheat on you but something happened out of his control that prevented him. The intent was still there

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 04:47:09 ago (+0/-0)

?

He wasn't doing it behind my back. I gave up trying to stop him this morning, so I knew it was on his agenda.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:35:43 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:57:51 ago (+2/-0)

Oh identity theft might make sense! We live in a diverse area... Scratch that, I just looked it up and the vaccine is free to non citizens too, so they wouldn't need to fake ID to get a shot.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:24:12 ago (+5/-0)

nigs will break into a vending machine that says "free" on it

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 05:45:02 ago (+4/-0)

Of course they will. They can't read.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 11:21:34 ago (+1/-0)

Right. I've lost my id several times, any beaner could have it.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 11:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

They don't even check your ID. You sit down, get jabbed, get a paper, then you collect your $100

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 17:40:54 ago (+0/-0)

You have to submit a online form to get a paper. You need to hand over your medicare card before vaccination to get your digital certificate that 99+% of vaxheads use as proof here in Australia, that's how he found out, by handing over his medicare card...Also I think the person who owns the place that gives the jab gets the $100 here.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 19:17:11 ago (+1/-0)

He's probably had his identity stolen and the person who stole it got vaxxed. You should check into that.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 22, 2021 10:06:20 ago (+0/-0)

I got him to check his medicare history and he has a couple of billings he is not sure of. But some curry nigger rorting the system in his name does not perturb him as he sees no personal negatives to it and he has got a positive. I don't want to call attention to it and risk his vax card. I will get him to check properly or at least keep an eye on it and check into if anyone is claiming welfare benefits in his name that may get him in trouble at tax time.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:16:42 ago (+2/-0)

Unfortunately I am not so lucky.

Make them fire you. Your husband has the pass now so he can still work until the smoke clears.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:01:42 ago (+3/-0)

My husband wouldnt fire me! (I'm a stay at home mum).

Although he has lost some income due to all this crap so I may need to go back to work and probably would need a shot to do so.

I don't think I will be as lucky as he was but it give me hope that at least delaying caving if not avoiding it altogether is the best strategy.

HODOR!

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:31:20 ago (+1/-0)

(I'm a stay at home mum).

lol, hope he doesn't fire you then.

HODOR!

If only the Jews didn't write the last two season of GoT it would have been a great show.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 04:25:39 ago (+0/-0)

Jews wrote all the seasons, it's just that they started hated doing it towards the end but didn't want to hand over the reigns to anyone else lest someone else get credit for the show.

It was a still a good show in spite of the end few seasons. I wish George Martin didn't give up on it either as I was keen to read his ending.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 05:09:15 ago (+0/-0)

George R Martin was still writing it and the heeb producers went on a wrote the last two seasons ahead of his books.

Pure sacrilege.


[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 07:46:33 ago (+1/-0)

He was okay with that in theory. But the problem was the divergence between books and TV got larger as time when on and instead of spending time carefully scripting it out so the end made sense they just got high and smashed out two seasons of scripts in a weekend or something.

George is as much to blame though, if they waited for him to finish it still wouldn't be done. We've had over a year and a half of lockdowns and he still hasn't produced anything.

[ - ] d1a 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:03:36 ago (+2/-0)

I don't understand why you guys don't figure something out with the nice black nurse at the blackest bumfuck vaccination centre

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:02:42 ago (+0/-0)

That's my idea. But we don't have J&J so I'd have to do it twice and double the cost and risk.

[ - ] d1a 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:10:00 ago (+0/-0)

Huh? What's J&J or any specific vaccine got to do with it? It's going in the trashcan anyway, and Shaqwanda is happy with her 100$.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 04:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

J&J is only one dose isn't it?

[ - ] d1a 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 08:25:38 ago (+0/-0)

Oh. Yeah I get what you mean now. Well, I still think it's a worthwhile investment even if double the cost, for now at least.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 16:07:00 ago (+0/-0)

Copy that QR code. Also decode it and save the data somewhere.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 17:58:51 ago (+0/-0)

There was no QR code? I don't know if his version had a "holographic" gif embedded or whatever but the screenshot he showed me was titled "Australian Government, COVID-19 Digital Certificate ☑️" and looked like an easily reproducible PDF.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 09:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

Your husband is a cunt. Leave him lol

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 17:59:01 ago (+0/-0)

no

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 07:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 07:48:54 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck. Future us problem. At least 1 is better than 3.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:27:24 ago (+0/-0)

If he’s actually for the shot, isn’t he just going to tell them and get it anyway?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:38:36 ago (+2/-0)

He's not for the shot per se, he's for having his freedom back in an easy way. He is worrying that it won't stick though.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

Well if there’s 1 thing the government does well, it’s remove all barriers to entry when they want the masses to flood a place (or program)

And if there’s anything they don’t like doing, it’s admit they’re wrong.
So I doubt they’ll mess with his status. In fact, if it’s been done twice, I bet it keeps happening.

[ - ] mikenigger -1 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 06:27:45 ago (+0/-1)

vax macht frei

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:24:53 ago (+0/-0)

Is this the government's doing, or the good side of the medical industry trying to protect people?

Or lies. This is the internet, it's full of lies.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 02:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

I like you, I wouldn't lie to you! I don't know how it happened, only that it did, and I'm cut it didn't happen to me too. His shots are dated early in the year too, I'm not sure he would have even been eligible to get one then. He never checks his medicare/ my gov so I wonder if it happened as dated or if it was more recent and back dated?

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 03:22:06 ago (+1/-0)

I've got my eye on you.............. .... .... .........

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I will use this for future conjecture.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 06:59:15 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 07:48:10 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. I'm pretty sure the dates are when they were rationing it out and he wouldn't have been eligible to get one.