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E.T. crashed in China

submitted by Thisismyaccount to pics 3.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 17:24:00 ago (+9/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/yylion.jpg

He never did make it home


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[ - ] dassar 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 18:35:23 ago (+3/-0)

"I swear Officer, it was already burnt and crispy on arrival..." .

[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 18:55:36 ago (+2/-0)

I figured pugs would have more meat

[ - ] sesquipedalienator 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 22:24:47 ago (+1/-0)

I'll...be... right....here

*points at Elliot's stomach

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 1, 2021 19:33:15 ago (+1/-1)

I don't get the continued investment the Chinese make into eating Dogs and Cats. I can understand desperate times causing desperate measures, but they've got very little meat to offer, reproduce fairly slowly, and require a sizeable amount of food to develop any worthwhile mass. Better to tag, spay, and neuter a percentage of the wild cats and dogs, so their population doesn't compete too actively with yours for food and keep vermin in check. Then focus your food production on developing red meat sources with other animal food sources like pork, rabbit, and so on.

However, if E.T. did crash in China, they'd definitely have eaten him and called his ship back, so they could eat them too.