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I once had a Hassidic landlord and he could NOT believe I did not want to visit Israel.

submitted by FinsterBaby to Jews 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 19:48:56 ago (+8/-0)     (Jews)

"Vaaat? You don't vant to veesit eesrial?" he said.

He was like actually insulted. I explained that there were like 10,000 other beautiful and historic places I would prefer to see in the world and he could not understand. LOL.


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[ - ] account deleted by user 7 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:57:52 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] FinsterBaby [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:32:10 ago (+2/-1)

lmao

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:29:44 ago (+4/-0)

If you've ever had jewish friends who have done the birthright trip... fuck do they become unbearable.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 23:11:35 ago (+5/-0)

Lol, my uncle sent my cousin who HATED it there. He took off and hung out with bedouins the whole time until it was time to leave, and then ordered everything non-kosher once he was home. It was lulzy-ish.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 11:46:05 ago (+1/-0)

I had a jewish landlord once. He took me to court because I didnt send my non-renewal in certified mail.
The case got thrown out and his lawyer was apologizing to me the whole time.
I had another jewish landlord that broke my locks the day after I moved out but while I was still on the lease. I got the police involved and had the guy up against a wall. I made his life hell for a few weeks. I would have taken him to court but he returned my deposit and I left it at that.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 20:49:21 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 21:44:34 ago (+2/-0)

A lot of non jewish Slavs go to israel for various reasons (work, personal, vacation, etc). A large portion of the israeli population speaks Russian so there's a lot of various exchanges happening.

[ - ] jewnigger 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 00:44:27 ago (+4/-0)

That's because it's a fucking khazar state created after ww2... a scam

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:45:25 ago (+2/-0)

I'd go a lot of places if I had the time and money. I don't think it's that far up there, though.

[ - ] FinsterBaby [op] -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:33:52 ago (+0/-1)

Exactly. If I had unlimited resources and time, I'd probably check it out. But no way is it close to the top of the list.