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I need some advice Goats

submitted by Shekel_Me_Timbers to AskUpgoat 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 08:51:31 ago (+14/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

So my girlfriend's work (healthcare field) is now mandating the Fauci Ouchie by Dec 5 or face termination of employment. They offer medical and religious exemptions but are apparently very very picky about what they deem a "sincerely held belief." I guess 2.5 million ADR's and the use of aborted fetal tissue isn't enough by itself.

Basically, has anyone faced this problem and how did you skirt around it? The last thing I want is for her to get the jab, because I would rather like to have non-retarded babies some day.


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[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 8 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 08:59:17 ago (+8/-0)

If her hospital will not take religious exemption she should just quit. Tell her to wait through the blowback for a while as she's not the only one who will walk out. After a month she should be able to get work as a travelling nurse and make 5X her current pay to commute an hour away.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 12:47:07 ago (+0/-0)

It’s going to be a freelancers world soon. We can have apps that rate people based off customer opinion for everything, just like dog walking and house sitting.

An app that has medical teams for specific treatments or diagnostic docs. Set up the schedules and log appointments.

[ - ] Version6 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 09:00:15 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] Shekel_Me_Timbers [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 09:01:42 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking perfect! I knew this link was around I could NOT find it though. Thank you!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 08:59:37 ago (+4/-0)

but are apparently very very picky about what they deem a "sincerely held belief."

The same story was floating around at my workplace, too, along with stories that even very devout mennonite workers were submitting religious exemptions and being denied. Total fucking bullshit. Everyone I know that bothered to ask for one, got one. Including myself, and my exemption request was some half assed bullshit that I pulled more as a gag to amuse my work buddies than anything. I know a great many people who really are religious, who got the jab because they didn't even bother with an exemption, assuming it wouldn't work. Which is exactly what they want.

To be specific, I used a very basic premise that the fetal cells involved killing, and the scripture says thou shalt not kill, and that one's body is to be like a temple to god. Quoted the relevant verses. I then had a friend write me a third party testimony, saying the same and quoting some additional verses. Worked like a fuckin charm son.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 11:07:07 ago (+3/-0)

I used a very basic premise

Why? Shouldn't it be: I won't take it due to religious beliefs. "Explain your belief in detail." No.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 12:22:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 12:45:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not saying I actually believe it. I'm just saying it worked.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 22:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 08:58:46 ago (+2/-0)

Same story here. Look up the church of Christ, Scientist. Basically, they believe that healing can only come from faith. If you get cancer, well that's god's will. God can cure you if he wants, but to try to heal yourself would be going against God's will. Medicine and medical procedures are sinful because that's God's job, not man's.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 10:06:51 ago (+1/-0)

You were offering latters from your church a few months ago, weren't you?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 16:36:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I was. But I am nervous about doxing myself. Let me go over the website again and make sure it's relatively clean. It definitely pinpoints my location to a small area.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 17:19:05 ago (+2/-0)

Don't risk it.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 10:10:50 ago (+1/-0)

What if god wants you to get chemotherapy? How would one know?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:00:56 ago (+0/-0)

Why, He would give you cancer. Duh.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 12:29:58 ago (+1/-0)

Go for religious exemption but STAY AS GENERAL AS POSSIBLE.

Don't talk about muh fetuses because Karen's in HR are pro abortion. Just say health is between you and your God, your Creator

[ - ] MasterAce 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 11:09:55 ago (+1/-0)

The PCR test can not be used as of dec 31st ie covid is fucking over as of Jan 1st.
HOLD THE LINE.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:02:40 ago (+0/-0)

It's likely that they're going to use the deflated rates as proof that the jab works and that anyone still holding out after that point is a danger to public health and should be forcibly jabbed or indefinitely quarantined (a real quarantine, not this half-assed shit where you can still go out for 'essential' needs.)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 10:05:18 ago (+1/-0)

Kill all jews.

[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 09:13:50 ago (+1/-0)

They were saying the same things where I work. Everyone I know who went for a religious exemption got it approved.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 22:04:38 ago (+0/-0)

Tell her to use this: https://aapsonline.org/exemption-from-hospital-vaccine-mandate/

Also, take a look at this goat's info: https://archive.md/ZZOxa

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 14:48:07 ago (+0/-0)

Get her pregnant, then find a Christian doctor who will "write a note" for a medical exemption. Or, she could just quit and stay home like a real woman to cook, clean, and make babies.

[ - ] eongoat 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 13:29:12 ago (+0/-0)*

last thing you want to do is inject yourself with a toxin. Really any reasonable decision is better than that. Maybe look into Novavax's vaccine. It's a subunit type and typically they are relatively safe. I'm just not 100% sure on the adjutant they use, might need to research it.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 19, 2021 13:43:53 ago (+0/-0)

The additives are the biggest concern now for all non-mrna jabs.

The population has been indoctrinated to believe big pharma, and so every shot now - and possibly before - will have toxins to do whatever "side effect" (((they))) want.

Up until 2017ish I was pretty ok with thinking about getting different vaccines, but not anymore. The aluminum used to be the most obvious problem, but now there is so many different, and unnecessary, additives that any jab is poison.