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[ - ] ilikeskittles 7 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 12:43:56 ago (+7/-0)

Niggers are so stupid. LMAO

[ - ] localsal 6 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 13:54:12 ago (+6/-0)

What exactly was that nigger trying to accomplish? (I know, niggers don't have forethought or logical and rational thinking).

Jumping through a pane of glass that big will undoubtedly lead to cuts - probably deep and potentially fatal - added to the obvious fall from some height.

Did that nigger think he was immune from physics and reality? That the glass was (((hollywood))) fake glass?

It might have been a possible suicide attempt, since sex crimes in prison are not treated well?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 17:10:28 ago (+2/-0)

These creatures do not live in reality. They live in a dimmed down version of the things they see on television.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 16:06:55 ago (+1/-0)

Your second sentence was your answer. He was thinking, "muh dick."

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 17:14:08 ago (+1/-0)

6 floors up? Hoping Jesus would have his back? NOT kidding, they THINK this sort of crap. BLACK reasoning.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:44:21 ago (+0/-0)

No fuck. Inside it's head was "outside. run to". THere's nothing else

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:48:09 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. 6 floors of gravity followed by a hard pavement outside LOL.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 12:45:38 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Thisismyaccount 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 14:30:18 ago (+3/-0)

6th floor? He would have made a nice splat.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 15:51:33 ago (+0/-0)

Should've offered to open the window for him.

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 15:54:17 ago (+1/-0)

I like that the cop calmly asked where he was going.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 16:09:15 ago (+4/-0)

I like that the cop had to stifle a laugh. He stifled because oh the only concurrent thought in his head, "Dumb nigger."

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 15:21:33 ago (+4/-0)

What a shame it didn't work.

[ - ] Guy_on_a_buffalo 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 14:55:34 ago (+2/-0)

Dat windoh be raciss an sheeet. Clearly white supremacy at work.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 20:27:30 ago (+1/-0)

6th floor = 65 feet up. Would have been even more hilarious had he gone through the window and dropped to the pavement.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 21:28:51 ago (+1/-0)

cheaper too for the state

[ - ] whitemail 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 14:49:10 ago (+1/-0)

SUPER NIGGER, AWAY!

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 12:32:19 ago (+0/-0)

What floor are they on? Maybe open the door for it?

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 08:42:46 ago (+0/-0)

Open the window for him! It's the 6th floor!

[ - ] Kneeoncat 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 24, 2021 05:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

Some countries don't mandate tempered glass and that door would have shattered into death shards.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 23, 2021 15:46:44 ago (+0/-0)

Consequences.. Wat dat