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"We're going for a brisk walk through Central Park,' I informed a dear friend and native New Yorker. 'Take off your watches,' she shot back, 'tell Susan [my wife] not to wear any jewellery and don't carry cash. There are muggers everywhere.'".

submitted by paul_neri to America 3.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 20:45:44 ago (+4/-0)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10247467/Joe-Bidens-election-meant-launch-decade-liberal-rule-ANDREW-NEIL-despairs-president.html

You say we don't need Authoritarian leaders - that's one reason we have rampant crime.


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[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 09:27:09 ago (+0/-0)

Wearing a giant KFC bucket, good or bad idea?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 18:51:13 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe try carrying a gun instead.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 22:10:11 ago (+1/-0)

Two years ago you would NEVER worry about that in central park

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 22:11:33 ago (+1/-1)

'cos two years ago Donald was in charge!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 21:02:40 ago (+2/-0)

You mispelled "niggers."

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 23:23:04 ago (+0/-0)

Came here to say this.

Have an upvoat.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 20:52:43 ago (+3/-0)

Dress all in leather and chains. get a facial scar and plenty of obscene tatoos about stuff too. Oh and do not bathe first for a week. stink is your friend. It's all about adapting to your environment. If the world is a shitty place, BE the biggest piece of shit on Earth. That's how you WIN! ALso beat your children, so they know what's coming for them in life!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 26, 2021 21:14:41 ago (+2/-1)

that's a, um, novel approach!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 01:03:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, that just sounds like a low IQ pos ...

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 27, 2021 02:28:39 ago (+0/-0)

survival. someday there will be a documentary about you nad how cleverly you adapted. never mind LOSING the more refined achievements you WERE going for.

when life becomes shit, BECOME shit (to fit in).