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What's the dumbest thing you have done?

submitted by stone12345 to AskUpgoat 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 01:09:43 ago (+14/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I'll go first, about 5 minutes ago I nearly burned my cock and balls off. I figured it was about time to shave down there, and me being me, I decided to try and BURN my pubic hair off. For the first 3 seconds, it was going pretty well, and then all hell broke loose.


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[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 11:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

Last week I shouted “let’s go Brandon” in Denver international airport and got kicked off my flight for it…

Burn your pubes? Wtf dude?

Dumbest? Thinking it was cool to be a stoner/drinker in high school.

[ - ] alacrity167 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:21:36 ago (+2/-0)*

Drove a UHaul into a low clearance on moving day and totalled it.

Minutes later my sister’s friend would post a picture of the accident on her Snapchat story, which my sister would then see. Then she found out I was the driver. I laughed it off and wasn’t hurt. It’s cool though because my sister had totalled the family car a few years prior and got a bloody nose . So her life definitely sucks more than mine.

[ - ] oldblo 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 06:37:37 ago (+3/-0)

I went looking for an item I had in my hand.

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 03:48:08 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck me! Have you never heard of hair removal cream like Veet, Nair or Nad's?

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 04:40:20 ago (+4/-0)

Duct tape

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:54:48 ago (+4/-0)

Too many chemicals.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 11:17:49 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah but still better than a burnt crotch.

Also speaking of too many chemicals, Milky Feet is an experience. https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/58222/milky-foot-intense-exfoliating-foot-mask-regular

Image and video searches are not for the faint hearted!

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 14:52:42 ago (+1/-0)

I would totally do that foot thing.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 17, 2021 05:30:03 ago (+2/-0)

Lol it's gotta be terrible for you but I did it a couple of times and my feet never got as bad again as before the first time. Hubby has used it a few times.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 17, 2021 11:30:20 ago (+0/-0)

I think you can use Apple cider vinegar and some plastic bags. Some concoctions also add asprin.

Then again, if I just have moisture in my boots, my feet peel.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 03:03:29 ago (+3/-0)

Bought SHIB

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 18:15:15 ago (+1/-0)

You win.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 18:24:23 ago (+1/-0)

Kek. Yes, unfortunately.

[ - ] Metanoid 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 06:58:37 ago (+3/-0)

Let my girlfriend talk me into moving 4000 miles away with her instead of letting her go alone and backpacking around the world for a year.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 13:26:35 ago (+3/-0)

I noticed during my last shower last week that my ball hair was long AF. We're talking 8-9 inches and my pecker barely sticks out of the bush. I need to make an appointment at the local hair place and make them trim it. Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 06:53:59 ago (+4/-0)

Wtf man. I use clippers, followed by a razor then I scrub it all down with face wash so I don't get any ingrown hairs. It works great.

Dumbest thing I've ever done is stick around my ex wife for more than an evening.

[ - ] alacrity167 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:27:44 ago (+3/-0)

Nice boomer post

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 01:45:00 ago (+4/-0)

sign up to talk.lol

[ - ] alacrity167 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:31:25 ago (+3/-0)

I was gonna say:

“Click on this post”

Aha hahahahaha

[ - ] MasterAce 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 01:57:47 ago (+1/-0)

Low effort zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ - ] MichaelStewart 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:10:17 ago (+5/-1)

401k / Roth IRA.

Think about it. Why would you save in fiat currency, knowing that it's jew money and subject to the same jew tricks. You can pay bills and taxes with it, yes, render unto Caesar's what is Caesar's. Invest in commodities and tangible assets. If you purchase rental properties, have fun getting screwed with further eviction moratoriums. One might even argue that there is a real use-case scenario for truly private currencies such as Monero, as much as I hate cryptocurrencies.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 09:46:25 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 09:49:03 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] GOATMAN 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 21:38:03 ago (+2/-0)

I'd like that full story when you have time.

[ - ] MaryXmas 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 09:20:22 ago (+5/-0)

Got a degree in communications. Worthless.

I also listened to my parents. Also worthless.

[ - ] account deleted by user 6 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 05:27:23 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] alacrity167 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:25:54 ago (+1/-0)

We’ll call you General Emeritus HumanMalware when it begins in 2 more decades.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:36:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] MasterAce 7 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 01:31:01 ago (+7/-0)

I was a rapper and a dj and a graffiti fag.and I’m white and I’m from a good family poor as dirt but still good.

[ - ] stone12345 [op] 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 01:34:54 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah man that's pretty dumb

[ - ] MasterAce 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 01:54:40 ago (+1/-0)

I wasn’t the only one
picrel

[ - ] alacrity167 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 07:23:04 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 16, 2021 11:55:36 ago (+1/-0)

Hah… been there.

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 17, 2021 14:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

Always capitalize White.