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Spear chucker lingo is difficult to understand

submitted by deleted to Racism 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 13:19:24 ago (+40/-2)     (Racism)

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[ - ] boogienight 6 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 14:51:58 ago (+6/-0)*

Study finds that the study conducting speech technology was too afraid to admit the technology sucks to begin with and blamed racism instead.

All the tech has to do is simple.
1. First identify any user that typically is speaking fucking jibberish
2. Unlock the module that requires dictionary words to find a match
3. print their direct translated jibberish vowel sounds right back to them, no real word locking required, just shove a space when they take a breath
4. stand back and allow the result to be garbage on google search and look like trash on a text, let it stand as it really is, and let the end user begin to understand how fucking awful their voice translates to the entire universe. If they want a readable text, or a usable search, they will have to... gasp... learn to speak clearly.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 15:29:03 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit, even that simplicity is quite beyond them, my friend. Both the IT diversity hire and the future mumble rapper.

[ - ] toobaditworks 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 22:31:19 ago (+0/-0)

That is what it does already but they claim it's racist because they don't have an IQ high enough to recognize how fucking stupid they actually are.

[ - ] boogienight 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 13:57:49 ago (+0/-0)

Well they use the word 'racist' like my knee jerks when the doctor hits it with a rubber mallet. They use the word 'racist' when something doesn't work, like my eyes blink when feeling dryness. The trouble is guilty white retards actually take their ramblings seriously. They were meant to be mocked and ignored, but one of those retards wasn't laughing and they wrote an article instead.

[ - ] Battlefat 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 14:16:16 ago (+3/-0)

Ebonics is academic

If true, it would be possible to codify niggerspeak

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 15:45:03 ago (+0/-0)

Some folk have actually written down their languages.

[ - ] Battlefat 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 17:45:28 ago (+3/-0)

“Shiiiieeeet” = “Oh, good heavens!”

“Gibs me dat” = “Based on my historical subjugation at the hands of tyrannical Eurocentric imperialists, I’m going to demand compensation in the form of unearned capital.”

“Bix nood” = “Great day for a murder.”

“Dindu nuffin” = “He’s innocent, stop oppressing me, whitey.”

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Like that?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 13:40:46 ago (+2/-0)

OOGA fucking BOOGA,

bitch.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 15:23:28 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 14:08:28 ago (+2/-0)

AI was developed using coherent English? No way! Suprised none of the computer science engineers anywhere spoke ebonics.

Next question: does it understand sandnigger?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 15:09:45 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 22:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

Well they don't feed it data from the programmers themselves. But yeah it was fed standard English so it could understand normal people. With proper training it should be easy for the AI to understand niggers. They don't have that many words.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 15:59:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 16:33:53 ago (+2/-0)

Po mo gub mup du didda

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 17:16:23 ago (+1/-0)

I watched the wire once, i couldnt understand anything the blacks were saying

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 15:50:44 ago (+0/-0)

Need to hire some Not-A-Hoe Codebreakers.

[ - ] derpfroot 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 18:15:38 ago (+0/-0)

Bix-Nood chrome extension solves this.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 00:23:56 ago (+0/-0)

ENglish is a CONTEXT SENSITIVE (formal definition) GRAMMER. Which means unlike CONTEXT FREE (programming language) GRAMMERS, CANNOT be interpreted by sound or spelling or whatnot ALONE (NO compiler possible).

THe technology is a FRAUD. OUTRIGHT FRAUD. NO way you coundn't KNOW This GOING IN. IF you do your HOMEWORK on grammers (REQUIRED) BEFORE you have the "dream".

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 3.5 yearsDec 16, 2021 19:35:13 ago (+0/-1)

Niggers in America have nearly regressed far enough with colonial languages, they are halfway into making their own pidgin.

Listen to this gibberish
The future language of Chicago.