My best friend is a chick magnet - Upgoat

My best friend is a chick magnet
submitted by Centaurus to dogs 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 18:09:10 ago (+28/-1) (a.pomf.cat)
https://a.pomf.cat/myjpan.mp4

[ - ] oldblo 8 points 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 19:38:52 ago (+8/-0)

Switch to the other paw and suddenly Count Dankula deserves legal punishment.
This world is a very silly place.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 19:42:26 ago (+2/-0)

It's like the paws after a comma.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 20:55:19 ago (+2/-0)

Shib Heil!

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 19, 2021 14:35:18 ago (+1/-0)

Disappointing. There were no chicks.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 19, 2021 15:33:25 ago (+0/-0)

I lied.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 18, 2021 12:00:42 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 19, 2021 10:54:27 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you said cleaning up their Camaros.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 18, 2021 10:03:25 ago (+2/-0)

Those are not chicks, those are heifers

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 18, 2021 11:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

That's got to be like boats getting barnacles.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 18, 2021 01:39:20 ago (+1/-0)

They all like that little nazi.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 21:18:56 ago (+1/-0)

A fat chick magnet.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 18, 2021 08:03:02 ago (+0/-0)

Captain Kirk: "We need more power, Scotty!"

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 17, 2021 20:52:38 ago (+1/-0)

Homeless people steal dogs because their good for begging money.