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IGN made an accurate review of The Matrix Resurrections

submitted by mikenigger to movies 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:09:09 ago (+9/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:28:41 ago (+1/-0)

Mentally ill tranny fags made the movie. It's a package of propaganda.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:33:00 ago (+0/-0)

trannies made all 4, this one sucked more than the previous

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:02:29 ago (+3/-0)

I knew it would suck nigger balls the day it was announced. Never planned to watch it and never will. Keanu Reeves is past his prime. Time to transition into a nigger fairy princess as a last gesture of subservience to the god who bought his soul.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:04:27 ago (+1/-0)

lol

the actors typically have no idea if the movie will suck until it's out

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:08:02 ago (+0/-0)

Reeves doesn't really have a say at this point — he simply does what he is told by his master(s).

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 01:18:26 ago (+0/-0)

At least in the Matrix movies, he has a huge say.
They were only able to make the 2nd one because he donated his entire paycheque from part 1 back to the producers or studio or whoever.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

It was hilarious that during Speed Keanu developed a crush on Sandra Bullock but she laughed at him because she was enjoying black men.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:43:57 ago (+1/-0)

"She" was also laughing because "she" knew her cock and balls were bigger than Keanu's....

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 21:40:09 ago (+0/-0)

I watched this today on a streaming site, it sucked. I fell asleep.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 01:10:40 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, same i kept fast forwarding to the action scenes, it was a squashed mess of nostalgic cashing in.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 00:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn’t mean she’s wrong about it being bad, but the fact the reviewer wasn’t even alive when the 1st ones came out, takes all the credibility out of her confidence.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 06:55:22 ago (+0/-0)

I watched the movie, that's how I know the review is accurate.