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She learned this technique from paul_queeri

submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:17:40 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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@paul_neri


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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:19:43 ago (+4/-0)

OP knows this one simple trick! Doctors hate him!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 00:26:41 ago (+2/-0)

Pimps really hate him.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:59:29 ago (+2/-0)

My favorite part was where she felt squeamish about using egg whites. A gym buddy's sperm is no big deal, but egg whites? Heavens no

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 02:38:30 ago (+1/-0)

It would be better for her if she drank it fresh from the tap.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:20:18 ago (+1/-0)

I can not wait for her /thotpatrol.

I'm sure this will make for her daughter being a fine young lady.

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:55:27 ago (+3/-0)

Ruptured breast implants, poor immune system, 2 children with dad out of picture, terrible rashes, listens to medical advice from Heather locklear, boyfriend, guzzles sperm daily... It writes itself.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:06:51 ago (+1/-0)

It really does.

The way the article is worded she gets it from at least 2 guys, maybe 3 depending on the "gym friends" scenario.

All she has to do is keep this to herself. Nope. International news.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 00:31:47 ago (+0/-0)

Can you imagine a co-worker asking you to provide her with your sperm daily so she can eat it?

She probably doesn't even help procure it.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:36:19 ago (+1/-0)

Nasty cunt fishing for tips from the porn addicts.
Clearly see them in post...

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 20:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

So many degenerates...

...so little ammunition.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 09:38:59 ago (+0/-0)

Uses her childrens names, and receives entire pots of sperm at once?! What the…

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

saves the sperm in a Tupperware

...

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 00:33:43 ago (+0/-0)

So...mason jar would make this acceptable?

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 02:37:04 ago (+0/-0)

no, just some thing about biology.

semen (she's not saving sperm) is a complex mixture. most people think it's protein. there is protein, but think about it : ejaculate has a job to make it to the egg. it's mostly carbohydrates. also, I don't recall the life of sperm but I can't imagine more than 48 hours.

also.. If she just blows the guy and thinks it makes her safe, whatever. instead, what is this twisted shit? does she spit it up? saliva contains enzymes that dissolve proteins. or does he jerk off into a tupperware? faggot cuck.

I dunno the whole thing is fucking weird to me. like the woman who baked bread using yeast from her cunt because it's "natural".

take an apple. cut off skins. mix with flour and water and make a paste. keep over 62 less than 75 degrees. sourdough starter. natural. ever had a Belgium ale? that ale is not locked up, it's open fermentation tanks. natural. yeasts are fucking everywhere.

anyway she's a crazy bitch.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 05:22:35 ago (+1/-0)

You have put way too much thought into this.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 24, 2021 14:23:57 ago (+1/-0)

you're not wrong, though I expected to get some "man how gay are you with all this sperm stuff" kind of deal.

good to see you, haven't talked to you maybe since old V.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:13:08 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 3.5 yearsDec 23, 2021 21:19:10 ago (+0/-1)

and her reasoning is? Girls are dumb.