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How is the Matrix 4 you ask? Well, let's just say it's the worst garbage I've ever seen.

submitted by IwuvU to TellUpgoat 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 19:17:43 ago (+21/-0)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 02:18:41 ago (+1/-1)

I wasn't planning on watching it regardless, but why did you? and if it's on jewflix why do you have that?

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 09:21:11 ago (+0/-0)

Why did you watch it after the brothers turned themselves into sisters?

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 09:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

15% of the population made up 70% of that film; garbage movie.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 10:06:55 ago (+0/-0)

I especially liked the part where Neo and Trinity have a 40-some with multiple Agent Smiths. The Red Pill must be a metaphor for Viagra.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 11:14:58 ago (+0/-0)

I think this is an unadulterated cash grab by the original cast. Maybe some/most of the crew? What about director and producers?

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:18:53 ago (+0/-0)

I made it just about 27.. 28 minutes and than I had to admit I was yelling more than enjoying.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:48:31 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't find it terrible,but the two ours was abit much

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 23:30:29 ago (+1/-0)

No fucking shit. Have you seen the thing that made it?

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 06:11:33 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 06:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

I can’t breef.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:04:52 ago (+2/-0)*

We watched the whole thing on MWG. It is godawful and keeps getting worse the longer you go. It was apparently a critical success, but I have no idea why.

Edit: Also most likely massively lossmaking. Estimated budget around $175 million, projected revenue of $40 million.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:28:59 ago (+4/-0)

Any movie that wants to be called a "critical success" only needs to pay off the people who professionally call movies a "critical success."

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 04:43:37 ago (+2/-0)

Not surprised it's bleeding money. The first one was cool because it brought a lot of innovation to the table. You weren't sure if neo really was the one. That mystery is what makes a good movie. Once you know he's the one you're basically just watching explosions and shoot outs until enough bad guys die and the protagonist can claim victory. When you do that of thing in a movie that takes it self very seriously it's stupid af

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 06:29:51 ago (+0/-0)

At least the sequels were technically well made, even if they wrote themselves into a hole. This movie is just bad on every level.

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 03:32:31 ago (+2/-0)

Worse than the AniMatrix? I dont think its possible to do worse than Neverending Story 3.

[ - ] rhy -1 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 06:40:55 ago (+0/-1)

I liked part of the Animatrix. The part that showed how it came to be. The rest of the series is all crap. Keanu is a terrible actor. Lol

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 07:58:39 ago (+2/-0)

Hmmmmmmmm

Animatrix was one of my favourite shows back when I was a faggot. I need to watch it again and see how I feel about it

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 09:21:12 ago (+3/-0)

You're still a faggot. Hope I saved you some time.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 06:06:56 ago (+0/-0)

But it could be getting better or worse. The Animatrix is the litmus test.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 11:24:26 ago (+0/-0)

A bit of it was nice such as the glitched reality part.

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:23:48 ago (+3/-0)

Well,

Thank you for saving me the time going to the movies. Loved the first one, now, I'll just pirate this one.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

You may... but when you attempt to watch it you'll be mad at yoursef.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 06:05:35 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll watch new preview when the re-release happens and that’s it.

[ - ] NeonGreen 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 20:57:35 ago (+3/-0)

I got 6 min in and my wife walked out of the room. I couldn't go past 20 min in.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 20:15:57 ago (+4/-1)

I watched the first 15minutes of the original one back in the 90s and couldn't make sense of the reasoning behind casting niggers as predominant plot figures, I just assumed that I wouldn't like the rest of the movie and that was that...then all you heard out there was how the matrix was so good....FUCK THAT.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:25:15 ago (+6/-1)

You didn't hear? We've been wrong about niggers for 400 years. They are all geniuses. The answer to everything isn't 42, it's "muh dick."

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 23:07:59 ago (+2/-1)

Sheeeeeeeeeit, mane, that’s raycisssst!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 16:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

Oh? I guess I wasn't paying attention to anything that wasn't derogatory towards niggers.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 19:52:07 ago (+5/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] jewsbadnews 7 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 19:43:52 ago (+7/-0)

Thanks for the shekels, goy! -Hollywood

[ - ] Garrett 8 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 19:52:52 ago (+8/-0)

not surprised. netflix is garbage too. too many niggers

[ - ] aussie_fuckin_legend 12 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 20:13:05 ago (+12/-0)

absolute shit in every way, the fight scenes are like a high school talent show. fuckin blue haired gender neutral central character, fuck hollywood in everyway

[ - ] ArnoBreker 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 20:14:27 ago (+5/-0)

That didn't bother me quite as much as the old token blackie woman who is supposed to be a "general".

[ - ] binrobinrro 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 20:21:46 ago (+5/-0)

Look around:

"Dr. Rachel Levine was sworn in as a four-star admiral for the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps (USPHSCC) on Tuesday, making her the first trans four-star officer in the eight uniformed services."

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 11:27:21 ago (+0/-0)

I watched the film, there was nothing to indicate the blue haired Asian was tranny. Just a blue haired Asian. Look I hate trannies as much as anyone here, but y'all are making embellishments to this movie that aren't there.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 20:06:44 ago (+0/-0)

Would have been way funnier if they made that dude a rear admiral.