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Black sheep

submitted by deleted to 4Chan 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 10:04:41 ago (+61/-4)     (4Chan)

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[ - ] Oddizee 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 22:56:40 ago (+0/-0)

Actually, diamonds were a little investment for women ...just in case. Remember Maryn Monroe and diamonds are a girl's best friend.
That being said, they are hyped. And if they are making a movie, it's for reason. Like beers now mining ocean floors. Diamonnds , like oil, are everywhere. Arkansas has a fun place to try to dig them up yourselves. BUT, a women would be better served with gold and silver, or a plot of land. Think about it. Go with the morganite ring, and some side gold/silver/land.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 21:13:31 ago (+2/-0)

I've been saying this for years. Diamonds are a huge racket.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 19:32:03 ago (+0/-0)

HOw many times has she been stabbed from behind? What about mud pies for engagement token? Coke? Heroin? Dogfood pie? Ice cream on a dollar bill?

[ - ] tom9152 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 19:19:21 ago (+0/-0)

Merry her.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 19:15:34 ago (+0/-0)

Why didn't he marry her?

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 18:07:01 ago (+1/-0)

In college I had a physics professor who was involved in General Electric's diamond manufacturing research. He was one of the people who was negotiating with DeBeers for exclusive licensing of their products (yeah, I know :-) and their reps were lowballing GE. So my prof dumped a fair sized box full of gem quality diamonds in front of them. Didn't take much longer for them to come to a satisfactory (for GE) deal.

He had a couple of cufflinks made from cut synthetic diamonds, they were pretty huge. IIRC they were over 3 carats each.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 17:46:45 ago (+4/-0)

This was one of my wife's prerequisites when we were shopping for her wedding ring. No diamonds. She hates diamonds for all the right reasons. She settled for amythyst and turquoise for the stones and a very conservative, yet elegant setting for them in white gold. I'm a lucky bastard, fellas. She doesn't like gold or silver jewelry, but the things she does like look absolutely beautiful on her.

[ - ] Hadza 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 01:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like jew glass affinity is a good red flag. Congrats on your catch

[ - ] TheDivineLight 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 15:53:33 ago (+2/-0)

She had a good father.

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 15:46:32 ago (+0/-0)

Unicorn.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 6 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 13:06:32 ago (+6/-0)

Ironically the blood diamond thing is just an attempt for the beers to reassert their control over the diamond market. So many diamond mines were popping up from other sources that they created the blood diamond myth and the laser inscribed basically kosher insignia that any diamonds that weren't sold with that insignia or harder to sell. Thus the beers once again gained a lot of control over the diamond market that they had lost.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 13:27:00 ago (+5/-0)

I like beers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 17:48:50 ago (+2/-0)

He was talking about da bears.
https://youtu.be/NhMqjHEDmcU

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 18:57:45 ago (+1/-0)

DUUUH BEARS!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 23:42:54 ago (+0/-0)

Them queers?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 01:02:45 ago (+0/-0)

No, that's Queefs ....

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 15:55:30 ago (+0/-0)

The diamonds all pass through jew diamond cutters. 18% of their total exports are diamonds and over 65% are bought by dumbass Americans

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 12:52:38 ago (+5/-0)

Years before the whole blood diamonds thing became public and people acted like they gave a fuck I had one date with a woman I had nothing in common with and we were talking about diamonds and I told her about them. She asked 'But what if a woman has always wanted one and it was a fantasy of hers since she was a little girl?"

I asked if that little girl was her

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 13:07:36 ago (+4/-0)

Did you say I always had a fantasy that a girl would stay home and cook and clean for me and raise my children and have as many as I want and do exactly what I wanted and never ever be able to divorce me. That was my fantasy. Should I have that.

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 14:03:42 ago (+3/-0)

“Well, princess, I’d tell that little girl she should consider getting off her fat arse, get a job and buy your own fucking diamond if it’s that important to you. I’m offering cubic zirconias, and not even good cubic zirconias.”

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 12:19:19 ago (+3/-0)

He should see her every morning in the bed next to him with a wedding band and no diamond.