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Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied, "Fuck you!"

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 00:53:52 ago (+24/-0)     (Jokes)

So as you can imagine, I'm pretty excited about the new year!


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[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 01:22:00 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 01:48:00 ago (+1/-0)

One does not simply walk into Mordor a relationship.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 02:14:19 ago (+2/-0)

lmao

[ - ] 3Whuurs 7 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 02:41:44 ago (+7/-0)*

$100 says if you asked her how much her pussy is worth, you’d bet your life you could see it in her eyes that she’s only surprised you asked, not that she didn’t know exactly what to answer.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 02:48:42 ago (+2/-0)

If she says $20 dollars, do you want in?

[ - ] dassar 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 02:54:54 ago (+5/-0)

What does tree dolla fiddy get me ?? ...

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 03:41:56 ago (+3/-0)

She will vaccinate you and give you a stroke.

[ - ] Cannonball 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 1, 2022 05:35:12 ago (+3/-0)

I didn't realize this was posted in jokes I just came to say she probably likes you.