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You WILL dance for tic tok, wagie!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to wagies 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 09:07:01 ago (+90/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 4, 2022 08:37:22 ago (+0/-0)

Soo not wanting to put your face onto the internet is a fireable offence? What about data protection / privacy laws?

Or are they all assuming that everyone spread their asshole on sopcial media anyway?


Well tough shit I can't dance, this triggers my mental condition as not being able to dance makes my life difficult, I am triggert now pay me money for mental torture.

This should hold up in todays woke courts.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 4, 2022 03:17:04 ago (+0/-0)

Since I was a kid and signed my first contract it always seemed baffling 100% of them were hierarchical where 1 side agrees to the others terms.
Never a mutually negotiated contract. Especially for the last 150 years where it’s been obvious the bill of rights means nothing.
Even if it’s not just every swinging dick presenting his own contract at every Cel phone plan and job interview, every corporation that makes a contract for customers or employees to sign shouldn’t be allowed to do business with someone that doesn’t have their own.
Either you both have the security of a contract, or neither.

[ - ] NedsHead 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 4, 2022 01:43:10 ago (+0/-0)

"Team building exercise" so they employed a 3rd party professional team building consultant? I bet they didn't and don't have a legal leg to stand on

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 16:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

And yet you choose to stay there and support the company

[ - ] TheLastStraightFrog 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 16:21:55 ago (+0/-0)

This kind of shit is why I'm never getting a job

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 15:47:22 ago (+2/-0)

Job Description -

- Perform preventive maintenance on systems.
- Repair faults on systems and system components both in house and on customer sites.
- Dance like a monkey in videos that will be shared publicly on the internet.
- Provide technical support to customers and contractors.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 14:23:42 ago (+0/-0)

Nate was a bad goy, so Nate got a time-out.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 14:19:04 ago (+2/-0)

Not even 10 years ago I was being "coached" as to why I wasn't donating to the United Way. Amazing now forced compliance at work bullshit getting worse.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 14:20:03 ago (+2/-0)

Ah yes, the united way mafia. Fuck them. Never donated once.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 13:24:05 ago (+0/-0)

A man with self respect and integrity.
In a sane world they would promote that man.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 12:09:54 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 16:11:48 ago (+1/-0)

Thank God I work from home.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 14:18:17 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit that was fucking gay. The first frame is a soyface, of course.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 12:01:11 ago (+2/-0)

thats some fucking bullshit right there. Nate should make them fire him. Claim its because hes transitioning and sue

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

Lawyer.

[ - ] RomanCommander 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:23:51 ago (+2/-0)

I bet that Nate is /ourguy/

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 14 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:23:32 ago (+14/-0)

team building exercises

Want to get me to absolutely resent working somewhere? Start with "team building exercises"

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 3 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 12:27:06 ago (+3/-0)

Right. At least jerk off my ego by calling it leadership training.

[ - ] Splooge 12 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:17:25 ago (+12/-0)*

For anyone wondering, Nate is a plebbitor and this is an HVAC company that wrote him up (supposedly, I mean, it is the internet):

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/rp9u8y/i_recently_got_suspended_from_my_hvac_job_for/

Here's his boss apparently: https://files.catbox.moe/eipvtz.mp4

If that is indeed Jeremy Brown, then he is the owner and operator of Brown's Heating and Air of Rio Linda, California.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeremy-brown-67692453
https://www.yelp.com/biz/browns-heating-and-air-rio-linda

http://www.brownsheatingandair.com/

Site has no SSL and is running an outdated, vulnerable version of Wordpress. Would be a shame if word got out, but reposts on plebbit are being shoah'd.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:25:23 ago (+4/-0)

Wow, he's a fat fuck.

[ - ] Splooge 3 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:30:55 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, hopefully getting a maxxvaxx'd heart attack will rectify the situation.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:32:14 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:41:10 ago (+3/-0)

Whatever you do, please don't throw me in that briarpatch.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 12:17:23 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CX4u6xJgZ0w/?utm_medium=copy_link

I read some of the replies. No wonder civilization is failing.
My coparent
WTF
They hired a registered sex offender who's been a lead going into peoples homes for a few years now. I only learned about it (and his racial/homophobic/perverse opinions) A few months after.
His views are the problem?
Lol my previous employer (a bougie cosmetic dermatology clinic) wanted all the techs in the office to do a TikTok for marketing. The dermatologist told me he didn't want me in it since I don't "fit the aesthetic like the other girls". I'm 6 feet tall, my next tallest coworker is 5'3. My coworkers were even madder than me and all five of us quit within a few weeks. Two of them came with me to my new job. The stupid TikTok thing was the straw that broke the camels back for all of us. The dermatologist/owner was a sexist jerk and kept referring to us as his girls, would sexually harass all of us and then chew us out for not taking a joke, called me a lot of gross sexual nicknames related to my height, etc. I know all of that makes the TikTok thing seem pretty small, but we were all so fed up with him that it gave us the final push to quit. The dermatologist does not practice anymore and one of my coworkers sued him for sexual harassment and won.
Things that didn't happen.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:48:26 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting, the pulled their Faceberg page and yelp doesn't list their phone number which is (916) 402-8290. It's in the business information popup, but is hidden. I wonder if they've been getting calls.

On an entirely unrelated matter, how does one spoof a phone number?

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:58:57 ago (+2/-0)

Use a VOIP service, rotate to your heart's desire.

https://www.spoofmyphone.com/

[ - ] derpfroot 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 15:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

textnow app give you a throwaway number in any are code you like.

[ - ] winners_history 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 18:53:41 ago (+0/-0)

Just ask the population of Bangalore, or somewhere else over there...

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 20:30:12 ago (+0/-0)

Google Hangouts/voice was good while it lasted.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 18:05:42 ago (+0/-0)

Oh no, I wonder where a guy could find another HVAC job?

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:58:49 ago (+0/-0)

This smells like the UK. Nothing like this would fly in the US. Unless it was stated when hired he would have to dance, he has no obligation to do so.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:33:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 13:27:42 ago (+0/-0)

They do their best to force dancing onto grunts in the US too.
International companies are a pox upon the land.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 25 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:26:56 ago (+25/-0)

I guarantee a woman is behind this. It reeks of passive-aggressive cuntery.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 16 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:30:47 ago (+16/-0)

or a faggot

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 6 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:40:35 ago (+6/-0)

good point

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 14:24:24 ago (+6/-0)

Minor difference.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 9 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:27:50 ago (+9/-0)

I'd put money on it.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:58:39 ago (+6/-0)

"Jeremy Brown"...I'll bet 3 weeks of his wages that he's a nigger...also...I'm fucking fed right up with this tica tok shit, they're all pediculous faggots and degenerate subspecies

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:58:57 ago (+1/-0)

faggot for sure

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 13:25:51 ago (+1/-0)

You can just smell the Mom-scolding in the tone of that "report".

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 18:04:23 ago (+1/-0)

I think "team building exercise" is a clue. A man would never call it that, whatever bonding activity he may take part in.

[ - ] Planetoftheapes 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 22:18:50 ago (+1/-0)

Woman or man that identifies as one. Dancing for video clicks is gay

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:26:20 ago (+1/-0)

WHO has said it is okay to DEMAND participation in shit that has NOTHING to do with why your were hired? It's like Bell Labs "giving" you a job, then, on your first day, they call a meeting, and pay you $1 cash for (reasonable consideration) ALL of your intellectual PROPERTY (Plus you sign something) from that day forward. YOu NEVER discussed this during the interview process.

THis kind of shit is enough to make a young person LOSE FAITH in mankind. This is NOT how it's SUPPOSED to be DONE. DEATH TO EVIL. HOw did we GET here?

[ - ] account deleted by user 7 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:14:42 ago (+7/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:07:41 ago (+2/-0)

Nate, you will eat the bugs and live in the pod and like it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:07:05 ago (+9/-0)

Nate, if you're out there I got your next beer. You don't get paid enough for this shit, bro.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 16:12:53 ago (+1/-0)

Nate's a covidian retard.
Fun lil side info, when covid was going around at my workplace and I thought I had contracted it, so naturally I go to get tested. Both my rapid tests come back negative and my pcr never came through. So I at this point I'm fairly sick and my boss is busting my balls hard saying I need to come in. So I go get 2 more pcr tests (the ones that take a few days)and a doctor's note. but my boss calls and tells me that my 2 negatives trump my feelings and a doctor's note. So in a heated debate I educate him on the inaccuracy of rapid testing, he says he'll do research and call me back. He calls me back and admits I'm right, but still says I'm psyching myself out. I say too bad, 3 days later both my pcr tests comeback positive.

"Hah! My PCR test that can't differentiate between the coof and the flu is positive! See! I told you I had the coof!"

[ - ] localsal 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 16:26:29 ago (+0/-0)

Whatever happened to "if you feel sick, don't come in"?

The only illness now is covid? Nothing else is transmissible?

Retarded people everywhere.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 18:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

Eh my place never changed that policy, however if you ever take time off you have to test for COVID. It is um a specific paranoia about COVID

[ - ] Scyber 3 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 09:58:36 ago (+3/-0)

Dancing like a clown faggot isn't in your job description.
You're also wasting company time and money. Back to work, chop chop. If you participate in any dance on company time (minus your break) then your employment will be terminated on the spot.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 11:07:20 ago (+2/-0)

Nate should respond by writing all of THEM up for wasting company resources. Sort of like a citizen's arrest

[ - ] Paradoxical003 10 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 09:58:13 ago (+10/-0)*

People being forced into dancing and pretending to have a good time.

Reminds me of what newly communist China did to its people back when they were suffering under the oppression of chairman Mao.

"Shining happy people" anyone?

[ - ] voater 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 13:57:14 ago (+2/-0)

They think it's funny to force adults into behaving like toddlers

[ - ] Broc_Liath 6 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 09:46:20 ago (+6/-0)

So he gets a short holiday and didn't have to humiliate himself for the marketing department. I bet he feels like such an idiot right now, they really showed him...

[ - ] localsal 2 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 16:28:31 ago (+2/-0)

Wonder if they got a release from everyone to broadcast them...

[ - ] UncleDoug 22 points 2.9 yearsJan 3, 2022 09:37:43 ago (+22/-0)

Haha wtf? This is what happens when you reach peak diversity hire.

Refuses to twerk on tik-tok; work performance subsequently sub-standard.

honk honk.