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For some reason Christ-Cucks think "Jews hate Jesus" is a convincing reason to worship a Jew as their Lord and Savior... Here are 8 things that Jews also hate and make more sense to worship than a Jew.

submitted by Master_Foo to religion 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 01:40:15 ago (+6/-11)     (www.huffpost.com)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jewish-food_n_4848417



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[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 01:43:03 ago (+4/-1)

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:28:37 ago (+1/-1)

The Jews hate camping. Why don't you worship camping as your Lord and Savior?
It's better than worshipping a Jew.

[ - ] Fat_is_healthy 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 9, 2022 03:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

Everybody who does not worship Christ is a faggot and effeminate.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 9, 2022 03:35:48 ago (+0/-0)

(((Christ)))
Fuck off rabbi.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:55:57 ago (+2/-0)

Jews Hate marshmallows. WORSHIP MARSHMALLOWS.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 17:13:23 ago (+0/-0)

Marshmallows, mayonnaise and white bread are the Holy Trinity of gentile foods

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 12:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

but muh jeebus was a white Israelite! Let us all gather at the church and fill boxes with food and clothes and send it to Africa because those poor people need help!! and l;ets send all of our money to Israel because god chose them!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 11:02:55 ago (+1/-0)

Anytime somebody orders a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise, somewhere in the world, a Jew dies.

Wow, guess what I’m ordering 5 of every day from now on?
Everyone knows I absolutely love me some mayonnaise.

Everything on that list is amazing, except spam. That shit is disgusting. And I don’t like bagels at all.

ps: white bread is the best thing in the world. White mayonnaise on white bread is even better. Worship mayonnaise rn

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 17:15:43 ago (+1/-0)

Just get mayo without soybean oil. Fucks with your brain at a DNA level. Kensington mayo is made with sunflower oil, unlike Duke's and Hellmann's.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 21:50:17 ago (+0/-0)

Ja, I avoid all oils. The mayonnaise I’m using right now is from this tiny artisanal shop that makes it fresh with free range eggs and a mix of olive oil and high oleic sunflower oil.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 11:46:40 ago (+0/-0)*

That makes me hungry for a bologna and Spam sandwich on white bread with mayo and yellow mustard with sweet pickles on the side. I have no idea how many jews that would kill, but I hope it's a lot.

Also, challah is "possibly the greatest bread of all time"? Impossible. That would be Poulsbo bread. Unfortunately, it's no longer mass manufactured and distributed, but when it was in production, it was fantastic. For supermarket breads, Van de Kamp's is the clear front runner, particularly their 12 grain bread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poulsbo_Bread

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 01:43:47 ago (+1/-1)

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -2 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 01:52:06 ago (+0/-2)

It's not a logical fallacy if the logic works out.
Please explain to me why worshiping a Jew is preferable to worshiping a can of SPAM.
A can of spam is always preferable to a Jew.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 02:43:22 ago (+2/-1)

I don't disagree with your conclusion. I disagree with the logic you used to reach that conclusion.

You do not present a sound nor persuasive argument. It is logically fallacious and not even worth the time to debate or discuss. Refine your thoughts and present them in a sound manner.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 02:57:43 ago (+2/-0)

LOL, it's not my logic. The logic is Christ-Cuck logic. If you don't like the logic, talk to the Christ-Cuck.

You and I both know it's a shitty argument. But if it works for the Christ-Cuck, then the Christ-Cuck has to admit the Spam is a better choice than the Jew.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:01:02 ago (+1/-1)

I expected better.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:07:36 ago (+1/-1)

I expect better too. But, this is the low standard the Christ-Cuck gives us to work with.

You don't have a problem with me. You have a problem with Christ-Cucks and Christ-Cuck logic.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:14:23 ago (+0/-0)

I don't have a problem wit you. If you continue to present fallacies as arguments I will have a problem with you.

Refine your thoughts.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:22:33 ago (+0/-1)

They aren't my arguments. This is what a Christ-Cuck thinks is a good argument.
Go complain to the Christ-Cuck if you don't like the logic. It makes sense to the Christ-Cuck.

[ - ] Kozel -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:41:51 ago (+0/-1)

You've genuinely disappointed me.

You claim these are not your arguments.

Who wrote that "Christ-Cucks think "Jews hate Jesus""? It is your argument that "Christ-Cucks think "Jews hate Jesus".

Who wrote the argument that the 8 things that jews hate make more sense to worship than a jew? You wrote it.

You are not being honest. Or you are outright retarded. Either way, I now dislike you and do not find you to be genuine. If you are genuine, I do not find you to be sufficient. Fuck off.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:58:15 ago (+0/-1)

Are you kidding? Christ-Cucks say "Jews hate Jesus" all the time. Don't believe me? Ask a Christ-Cuck.

Who wrote the argument that the 8 things that jews hate make more sense to worship than a jew?

If "Jews hate Jesus" is a standard Chist-Cucks hold as a standard, then that standard can be applied to other things Jews hate.
Continue thread

[ - ] Reawakened -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:40:28 ago (+0/-1)

Did you? Really? I'm not sure Foo isn't just a Bot.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:44:38 ago (+0/-0)

I really did. I am wholeheartedly and genuinely disappointed. As I wrote that sentence I considered my thoughts and emotions on the matter and my head shook and my face made a grimace of disappointment. I wanted to be his friend but now I see he is pathetic. I am a somewhat sad about it. Don't talk to me ok, I'm going to go cry.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 02:44:44 ago (+1/-1)

Hes r/atheism tier faggotard

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 02:53:50 ago (+2/-1)

I do not have issue with atheist nor theists. I will respect, consider, and contemplate any well crafted idea, argument, or belief. Even if it comes from my ideological rival. Even it if comes from a jew. When it comes to intellectual pursuits the idea is to be challenged, not the messenger.

In line with what I said earlier, if a flawed idea is presented by my ideological colleague I will oppose it not only because it is a sully upon the my own beliefs but because it is an insult upon the reader.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:04:20 ago (+1/-1)

I guess you dont understand what reddit tier means.

Of low effort, often mere regurgitation of basic talking points with no ability to have an actual discussion.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:16:35 ago (+1/-1)

I understand. This post uses reddit-tier logic.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:25:04 ago (+0/-1)

If you don't like "Low Effort" arguments stop using the "Jews hate Jesus" excuse. Because if that's the standard, I can think of a million things Jews hate that are better than Jesus.
And you have no one to blame but yourself, because it's your low effort standard to begin with.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:28:52 ago (+1/-0)

The kike screams out in pain as he strikes you.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:31:12 ago (+0/-0)

It's your standard. Own it, or admit it's a shitty standard.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:33:08 ago (+0/-0)

Autist goes Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee