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If someone invents a counter-therapy which reverses the clot shot, the product should be named Control-Z.

submitted by SithEmpire to TellUpgoat 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 15:21:32 ago (+12/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Messed up like a retarded sheep? Control-Z your low IQ monkey blunder for the low price of one "I am sorry, I was wrong and you were right".

No idea how it would be done, nor whether it would be a good idea to contradict an otherwise Darwinian outcome, though at least it would be impossible to get without admitting fault. Hopefully the shame would be too much to endure for the ones who need to be culled most.


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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:25:49 ago (+1/-0)

I would do so much if I had task manager access to NPCs...

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 23:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

It should be called Zyklon, so the right people refuse to take it this time.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 18:52:30 ago (+0/-0)

It is permanent. There is no undoing it. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 16:42:47 ago (+1/-0)

If you've accepted the "clot shot" the American Red Cross doesn't want your blood donations;think about that.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 16:44:00 ago (+2/-0)

Interesting, but fuck those vampires.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:50:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 5, 2022 18:43:19 ago (+1/-0)

I sold blood and plasma, back in the day when one could. I think all those places were closed down long ago. Knew a tech that worked behind the counter at one place. They paid us like $10 for a bag of blood or plasma, then sold it for $60 to $100. He said the Red Cross sold their free/donated blood for over $200 a bag....probably way more now. Quite a racket, and quite a profit margin!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 6, 2022 14:52:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 16:53:03 ago (+2/-0)

I remember seeing that a while back; good job keeping that little inconvenient truth safely away from the memory hole.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:48:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 25, 2022 16:43:01 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck getting it approved by the FDA. Unless, that is, it's Pfizer that invents (already invented) it.