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A Redditor's Work Resume

submitted by TheBasedProthean to whatever 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 01:15:25 ago (+28/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] NationalSocialism 9 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 01:25:02 ago (+9/-0)

This looks like a teenage girl’s resume.

I highly doubt he can lift 80 lbs.

[ - ] TheBasedProthean [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 02:45:40 ago (+3/-0)

I can lift 80lbs, but most of all my work experience is from years of maintenance jobs and one with the US Census. I've lost count on how many taco niggers I've reported to ICE.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 03:05:00 ago (+1/-0)

I would report them all except nothing ever happens

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 14:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

36 kgs ??? WTF .Geezu I would walk (easily and safely, lol) 6x 20kg bags of plaster/ gypsum at a single time around the work site. I'm like fcking 5.5 - 5.6.
This fag thought 36kgs/ 80lbs worth to put on a resume ??
Wait isn't a 3.5 GPA like a fcking D average ??.
What's 'Near perfect attendance' ??. Lolz fcking sophists ...
The guy is a fcking mess ... no wonder 'Redditor mod'.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 15:05:29 ago (+0/-0)

Lots of jobs specify "not crippled" in woke code "able to life 50 lb" so just mimicking the language of wanted ads. A 3.5 on a 4.0 scale is an equal mix of A and B grades. "Near perfect" is meaningless without a percent. I cannot picture myself carrying 120kg--265lb--even when I was 25. At that time I lifted 100lb feed bags and carried them up ladders but I don't think I could have walked around carrying 265 without at least a dolly. Still, that thing is a piece of shit.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 16:47:33 ago (+1/-0)*

Ah ok, Had no idea what the GPA equalled out to. Yeah, near perfect is meaningless.
To be fair, most would just carry one or two, back and forth like ten/ twelve times at each site, couple others could manage 60kgs before going back to 1 or 2 a time . I'll admit never 6 bags up ladders, just 3 - i don't actually wanna break my neck. 6 bags up and down stairwells etc and all the rest, totally thorough workout for the back, core and leg/ thigh/ glute muscles predominately ... oh and of course yer hands/forearms/ wrists and grip otherwise you just can't hold it up hile you walk anyway and it all collapses in front of you or on your feet, been there done that.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 11:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

Census workers deserve to be run over by a very light car and then parked on.

[ - ] NedsHead 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 19:52:33 ago (+0/-0)

-Worked for Census
-Lost count

LOL

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 03:42:45 ago (+2/-0)

Can't lift 80 pounds

How does he get out of bed in the morning? 😳

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 14:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

Get out of bed?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 16:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

Fall ???

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 7 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 02:35:46 ago (+7/-0)

You always want to list your shit-handling experience near the top of the resume, and the 100% obvious tell that you're a tranny at the bottom.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 05:31:41 ago (+4/-0)

Near perfect attendance
So what? Expecting a participation trophy?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 09:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

I can imagine the brainstormimg involved in coming up with qualifications.

Well, I slept through classes, but at least I was there!

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 11:38:29 ago (+0/-0)

Near perfect attendance but only got a 3.5/4. Clearly retarded. Also not getting a 4.0 in grad school means you really fucked up, because they just give out As like nothing. (I got a 4.0 with dismal attendance for my HuMaNiTiEs MA)

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 14:33:58 ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah, isn't a 3.5 gpa like getting a D average.
EDit. ok seems it's a A/ B average.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 18:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

It is like an A. But those last .5 points makes the difference between a good or a great learner.

Anyway, college is gay

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 03:47:09 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 06:21:43 ago (+2/-0)

General knowledge of computers

Translation: knows how to turn it off and back on

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 09:41:18 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulations! You're a computer tech.

[ - ] pshawman 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 06:26:56 ago (+1/-0)

Heshe understands computers AS A CONCEPT

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 12:57:56 ago (+1/-0)

Hah. "Why yes I do have general knowledge of computers, see, there's one right over there!"

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 10:31:44 ago (+0/-0)

Feels like the 90s back when knowing how to use excel was a marketable skill.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 07:07:21 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 07:14:01 ago (+1/-0)

I genuinely cannot tell if this is real or not.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 07:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 01:18:56 ago (+4/-0)

What's the over under on "Doreen" offing himself.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 03:35:19 ago (+4/-0)

We can do a box grid with time frame and method of off switch and do something like an office pool. I doubt it has the balls to pull the trigger so you can mark me down for drug overdose in 3-5 months.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 09:40:16 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, I've rope in a closet 4-6 months.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 04:02:04 ago (+3/-0)

Further proof that college is a jewish scam. This person probably thinks the world of themselves too because they threw their money at a school to learn something useless

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 01:35:59 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing wrong with doing entry level jobs. I believe this is the resume of someone who is trying not to work, however.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 09:42:04 ago (+1/-0)

Humanities major.

Works with dogs and cats.

You can't make this shit up.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 11:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 14:36:22 ago (+0/-0)

Who the fck wrote that article ??.
That's some ESL right there mang ... lol.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 18:41:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 01:46:48 ago (+0/-0)

It the Official term for 'English as a Second Language' ...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 07:09:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 11:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

Lifting 80 pounds is pretty good. Most women can't.

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 10:35:01 ago (+0/-0)

Impressive.

I did more than that before I left HS. These tards think they can coast through life doing the bare minimum and still get by. They literally have no idea how hard survival is. I'd love to watch one of these troons "survive". Build shelter, hunt & gather, defend themselves. All that good stuff. I may actually pay to watch that.

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 13:37:16 ago (+0/-0)

I did more than that before I left HS. These tards think they can coast through life doing the bare minimum and still get by.

I mean what else is there to strive for except getting by with the minimum possible effort?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 07:32:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 08:25:53 ago (+0/-0)

It's hard enough just to find a woman who meets my reasonably low standards of "Must be white, no fat chicks".

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 16:59:28 ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah, bc being a responsible adult able to feed yourself on your own labour, sweat, tears, or only fans site is somehow seen as 'slavery' to these clowns.
Law of Nature/ survival doesn't owe anyone anything, if you're too inept to be able to competently look after and feed yourself you should either get yourself incarcerated, institutionalised in a care facility or just be a 42%er .... or a reddit mod.
EDIT: Lol, i'm reminded of that hot mess of a survivor show that one time of men v's woman - men - shelter, fire, food - first day night. Woman - no fire, no shelter, no food - all complaining how tough it is and nothing they do is working ....

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 07:29:35 ago (+0/-0)

LoL