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I got this mirror but its way too heavy

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 18:51:57 ago (+11/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

I'm not comfortable putting it up because my dog sleeps right under where I want to put it. Its so heavy it snapped chicken wire. Its basically a dead fall and I'm not going to risk it. I don't trust the anchors on the mirror itself.

I also bought a cell phone a few weeks ago without looking at it. I just said grab me a damn phone so I can leave. I don't like those crowded cell phone stores and the shit music they blast. I got home and opened it, its basically a tablet. Its a 6.8" screen I believe. Its ridiculous. Why would anyone want to carry such a thing?

I forgot to buy coffee when I went into town to shop for the month. I live a long way from any stores so now I don't have coffee. I'm just going to roll with it. I have a bunch of green tea, not even sure where I got it.

I really love that air fryer.

The movie Prestige and the Illusionist are great movies.

Bye


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[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 11:44:36 ago (+1/-0)

Kill

Self

Asap

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 05:23:47 ago (+1/-0)

Of course it's too heavy with that fat guy in it ;o)

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 05:22:00 ago (+0/-0)

We carry huge phones so our friends can read our Goat Posts.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 22:20:19 ago (+2/-0)

Phones should not travel with you.

Too much tracking and spying.

Keep it at home and play a constant loop of anti-kike media playing for the feds to listen to.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 21:54:16 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks bro for making our day more interesting by sharing your life with us.

[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 21:40:37 ago (+2/-0)

I found an old style Stanley "thermos" thing that carries 32oz of coffee and keeps it warm for hours. The thing weighs 3-4 lbs and doubles as a impromptu club. It's green. We used it for camping back in the 80s and 90s. I started using it again. You can even use the lid as a coffee cup if you want. Everyone thinks it's amazing and wants to buy it, even though it has a dent in it.

I remember enjoying one of those films, it was weird they came out at the same time. I liked one and the other was meh. I forget which one I liked. It was probably the other one.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 21:55:56 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 06:57:28 ago (+0/-0)

Heck yeah, that looks just like it, except mine is 40 years old

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 20:33:09 ago (+0/-0)

BTW I keep forgetting to buy bacon. Im gonna air fry the shit out of it. You know if you rinse bacon with cool water then dry it off it doesnt shrink? cant remember the last time I had A GOOD BLT!

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 20:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

I made some in my air fryer and it was good.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 03:15:03 ago (+0/-0)

Rendering fat causes bacon to shrink faggott

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 09:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

lick my balls cunt

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 28, 2022 10:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 20:28:47 ago (+0/-0)

you can actually go through withdrawals from coffee. headache. I used to drink a pot a day. I only do 1-2 cups now. Ive wondered about those two movies. Been bingeing Ray Donovon on showtime. Theres a little bit of PC bullshit but not much. Hollywood Hitman/Fixer gives tranny $ for the operation. Daughter swaps spit with a negro. Broke my bike and the local shop is 2 1/2 weeks booked. I may just buy another bike. Sat and Sun will be low 40s here. Thats our winter. It'll warm up next month.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 20:44:00 ago (+1/-0)

Watch both of those movies, they are both excellent

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 19:56:25 ago (+0/-0)

That's why I use INSTANT coffee. You're NEVER out (instant).

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 18:57:33 ago (+5/-0)

You need to eat more fried air.