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[ - ] WillisJaxson 1 point 3 yearsApr 16, 2022 02:49:18 ago (+1/-0)

I piss regularly in certain places in the backyard. Not for any particular reason other than they are good places to take a piss; out of sight of neighbors and such. The grass and weed growth in those spots is off the charts. Makes me consider pissing in the veggie or herb garden, but that would be disgusting. So, my liquid gold is reserved for the spots in the lawn where I won't frighten anyone.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 20:11:04 ago (+3/-0)

I read its a bunch of anti depressants and birth control ending up in the water.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 21:59:41 ago (+1/-0)

If it goes directly to plants it takes longer to end up in the water.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 05:45:45 ago (+0/-0)

Plus my weeping willow will stop crying and trying to cut itself.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 22:10:01 ago (+2/-0)

Bullshit,I piss on the neighbors side of the yard a few times,dead grass a few days later.
Don't believe this jooish doublespeak.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 22:15:56 ago (+3/-0)

I thought along those lines too as I once carved my initials in the lawn with pee pee (killed the grass).Perhaps we have very strong piddle?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 2, 2022 05:44:56 ago (+0/-0)

That's the pH.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 20:31:13 ago (+2/-0)

I always thoughy my urine was liquid gold. Now I know it.

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 18:46:41 ago (+2/-0)

Does Cara know that meth head tweakers also drink their own piss.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 19:55:11 ago (+2/-0)

"Hi nate. No I didn't know that. Regards, Cara.".

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 22:46:03 ago (+2/-0)

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