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Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get really sad and hug them.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:04:45 ago (+9/-0)     (Jokes)

Because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.


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[ - ] slowcrash101 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 15:38:43 ago (+3/-0)

They tell me no one is going to love me with my attitude, and I'm all like "everything is going according to plan".

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 16:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

If opposites truly do attract, then I suggest that you become a total loser. Then, and only then, will you find that special someone.

[ - ] slowcrash101 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:20:31 ago (+3/-0)

I'm a total loser, trust me, I'm a person who is squandering any potential left in this short existence, for the life of a karate beach bum, and I couldn't be happier.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't I see you on Cobra Kai?

[ - ] slowcrash101 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:06:39 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, I actually know how to fight.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 20:52:00 ago (+0/-0)

Touche'

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:09:31 ago (+2/-0)

Its even tougher for the mentally impaired

Aka you

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 12:11:51 ago (+4/-0)

Don't be a hater, DN. With some plastic surgery and a little special effects putty, even you could become presentable.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 17:22:48 ago (+3/-0)

Im not a hater, just keeping it real