Jewess Chelsea Handler cancels several shows of Vaccinated & Horny comedy tour due to health 'scare' - Upgoat

Jewess Chelsea Handler cancels several shows of Vaccinated & Horny comedy tour due to health 'scare'
submitted by NationalSocialism to Jews 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:26:50 ago (+35/-1) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10481359/Chelsea-Handler-cancels-shows-comedy-tour-health-scare-hospital-bed.html

'Hello everyone. I am so sorry I had to cancel my shows tonight in Portland and my show in Eugene,' Handler, 46, began in a video that was shot from her hospital bed.

'I had a scare at the hospital, and I don't have COVID, and I'm okay, but I had to reschedule my shows.'

'I will see you all when I see you, and I'm sorry that I had to cancel. But I'm all OK. And I'm not pregnant.

This bitch is 50 years old.

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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:10:17 ago (+7/-0)

For the video, the New Jersey native was dressed in a traditional hospital patient gown and had a wire attached to her chest.

Chest wire, eh? Hmm, I wonder what she was in for. Yet another coincidental heart-related death may be pending.

[ + ] NationalSocialism

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:11:39 ago (+5/-0)

100% related to vaccine.

[ + ] SmokeyMeadow

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:26:02 ago (+5/-0)

Her gal pal Heather McDonald collapsed onstage and fractured her skull the same day Chelsea was hospitalized.

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/4627553/heather-mcdonald-fractured-skull-comedy-show-chelsea-handler-hospitalized/

Right after making a joke insulting Christians and the unvaccinated. Wonder what she does for an encore.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 20:23:38 ago (+3/-0)

Hopefully, die.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:15:08 ago (+0/-0)

Huh, that was another one? I assumed they were the same performers when I saw the headline.

[ + ] SmokeyMeadow

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 11:06:06 ago (+0/-0)

Totally different skank. Heather is Chelsea's old costar.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 11:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'm only dimly aware that either exist.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 20:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

It's not a vaccine, it's a clotshot.

[ - ] xmasskull 6 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:33:43 ago (+6/-0)

50yr old coal burner,Bleck!!

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 16:40:30 ago (+5/-0)

She probably was in the hospital for HPV

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 18:36:34 ago (+3/-0)

God struck down her and her assistant or sidekick, the woman who made the vaxx joke then collapsed.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 20:38:15 ago (+2/-0)

That hag is only 46? Jesus Christ. 15 years ago I thought she was in her 40s.

I laugh in the general direction of anyone who thought this cunt was attractive.

My brother: "She's got great legs."

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:44:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] NationalSocialism

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 00:06:00 ago (+3/-0)

Jew women have fridge shaped bodies.

https://files.catbox.moe/6pk3mr.jpeg

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 00:37:02 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 10:18:18 ago (+0/-0)

How does she manage to look so fat and skinny at the same time?

[ + ] breh

[ - ] breh 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 01:59:06 ago (+1/-0)

Neanderkikes

That never really made sense to me. Whites are much less like Indios and niggers because of our neanderthal heritage, mostly, and the "ghost tribes" in Africa. Kikes are much closer to niggers than Europeans are. Jutting jaw/nose, thick, kinky mulatto-tier hair. I think they would have much less neanderthal heritage than any Euros north of Moortugal.

[ + ] NationalSocialism

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 02:38:19 ago (+1/-0)

I didn’t create this graph and was only using it to show the typical jewish build. You are indeed correct. Whites have Neanderthal DNA and it’s what makes us unique among all other races.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 00:02:57 ago (+1/-0)

kike needs to die.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:19:08 ago (+1/-0)

I hate the qtards and have grown to hate Trump as well, but the winning feels pretty fucking good.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 19:02:48 ago (+1/-0)

She's scared of Health? That IS "the" underlying cause in a sense. OF EVERYTHING. But I think "scared of health" is the WRONG approach. Girls are dumb (after ALL). Then again, she might have used something that was NOT a dildo FOR a dildo? Or alocohol. OR REAL people? Or seen a Tomatoe for the first time. I dunno.

[ - ] beece 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:17:13 ago (+1/-0)

Needs a "double or triple booster" shot to get back on track.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 17:14:05 ago (+1/-0)

So she is trying to get people that has been injected with hiv to fuck around!!!

What a psychotic evil cunt.

This is no mistake!!!

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 06:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

MUH VUHJEYENA

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