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Rockstar's new game is out

submitted by shitface9000 to funny 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:35:59 ago (+46/-0)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] calx 8 points 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 21:58:28 ago (+8/-0)*

Set in Jew York. You're an unwilling patsy that helped bring down the Twin Towers and building 7. In 2016 CERN started screwing with time portals and dimensions and you're thrown into the darkest timeline possible where nothing makes sense and evil is worshipped as God. Degeneracy is encouraged and projected endlessly through something known as the Televitz. Everyone is a lifeless drone consuming endless bullshit that doesn't matter.

There's also DLC and loot boxes. $69.99

[ - ] FattestConsequence 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 00:27:11 ago (+2/-0)

Perfect. Reads like tasty green text.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 08:44:38 ago (+1/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 05:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

Heh. Nice.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 10, 2022 01:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

Evil is worshipped as God. That's what worries me. Not really, you CHOOSE, it just so happens that THIS is the time of CHOSING, and there are a SHITLOAD of evil people, who "think" they have INFINITY in a nutshell. Who think THEY can think of BETTER. THOSE are who we WANT to be RID of. It's a process. FIRST you have to realize, you're a nobody.