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Coincidence? Immediately following Biden's free crack pipe initiative, Ontario's Premier Doug Ford demanded the border be reopened.

submitted by Not_C to funny 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 16:41:27 ago (+20/-0)     (funny)

For those of you who don't get the joke -

Doug Ford's bother Rob was the mayor of Toronto. He was recorded smoking crack with a bunch of immigrants and admitted that he was addicted. That happened while he was mayor.

Meanwhile, Biden is giving away "free safe smoking kits". But the fact checkers claim that they aren't giving away "crack pipes" because they didn't use those exact words.


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[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 16:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

"fact checkers?" ie:Psaki?

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 16:49:16 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 17:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

Not Henry Ford!

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 17:03:43 ago (+0/-0)

The Canadian Ford's, not the Michigan Ford's.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:47:12 ago (+0/-0)

But the fact checkers claim that they aren't giving away "crack pipes" because they didn't use those exact words.

Yeah. Also they claim that they're not giving away crack pipes because they're also giving away other stuff and the bit about crack pipes is buried on page 6 gorillion of the proposal.

Does this mean I can go to Ottawa and claim I'm not honking because I'm also driving?

[ - ] Shitheel 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 09:01:24 ago (+1/-0)

No. You don't have state media to support your narrative as truth.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 20:31:41 ago (+0/-0)

kek