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To be a man.....

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 17:35:58 ago (+5/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

I do not feel like trimming my body hair right now.

It does not sound fun.

However,

It is nice and sunny out and I am going to grace the world with a tight fitting t-shirt and large biceps. Out of respect to the public I will properly display myself to my fullest potential.

Which means...

Body hair trimming.

Being a man means doing what needs to be done even when you don't feel like it.

A lesson for you youngsters.


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[ - ] xmasskull 12 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 17:39:33 ago (+12/-0)

Sounds like the voice of a vain niggerfaggot.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 18:06:37 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] v0atmage 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 18:43:27 ago (+3/-0)

I have to do some gay shit. Maybe if I tell voat it's not gay, I'll be validated! Genius!!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 18:01:16 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck that. I don't trim anything south of my neck. My wife doesn't mind my bush, and nobody else gets to see it. Pure blood and unshorn.

[ - ] diggernicks 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 18:47:13 ago (+4/-0)

Unwarranted self importance is for bitches

Not men

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 20:34:42 ago (+3/-0)

More Jew propaganda. The only lesson for "you youngsters" here is to not be a faggot.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:02:57 ago (+2/-0)

A lesson in being a faggot.

I haven't cut my hair or beard since we have been sent to work from home (not out of fear, but out of me not wanting to).

Being a real man means not worrying about what others think about you. Tight fitting t shirt? Who even thinks like that? Also why reveal your power level when it is unneeded?

Tldr gayyyy

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 22:26:48 ago (+1/-0)

You are not a man, you are a faggot

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 21:53:49 ago (+0/-0)

I can remember when I was around 10, and didn't have any "man hair". I would check myself every day to see if I had grown any hair, anywhere! I couldn't wait to have real man hair! After longing for it like that for as long as I did there is No way that I am going to cut it now! Not even going to trim it! Hair was one of the signs of manhood!
This gay crap of all these young guys trimming and cutting their body hair is just another jew pushed way to feminize the white men. Get them all to be soft and hairless, just like a girl.
As for me, I get a regular haircut about 4 times a year and shorten my beard when it gets hard to get food past it and into my mouth, or when it starts getting caught in my coat zipper!

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 23:15:09 ago (+1/-0)

We all like different things. Almost all bodybuilders trim or shave. I have such a body.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 22:12:52 ago (+0/-0)

why are you running around with your pubes out?

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 12, 2022 23:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

To please the public

[ - ] Shitheel 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 08:57:50 ago (+0/-0)

Vanity.

Vain men are not manly. They just wear a veil of what they think is manliness.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 13, 2022 19:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

I never claimed to be manly. I am trans.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 17, 2022 03:36:42 ago (+0/-0)

If you shave it well enough maybe your boyfriend who is too scared to get a woman will think you are feminine enough and fuck you up the ass!