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OMG Did you hear Hunter Biden is going to the front lines in the Ukraine?

submitted by allahead to funny 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 04:06:50 ago (+45/-1)     (funny)

He's going to be leading a team of crack commando's.


Thanks, I'll show myself out.


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[ - ] youregay 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 19:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

OMG!!! IKR?!? LMFAO!!!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 05:34:15 ago (+0/-0)

Alright, now the russians face a hopeless case, they'd better return home to lick their wounds.

[ - ] Tbneer967 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 04:16:56 ago (+1/-0)

No, no, please stay!

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 05:16:47 ago (+1/-0)

ha

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 07:01:24 ago (+1/-0)

He should try meth. It's astounding how much you save over coke. Maybe he's goig there to get a new bag.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 08:03:09 ago (+1/-0)

Awesome

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 08:14:13 ago (+1/-0)

By lines you mean cocaine on a table he calls Ukraine surrounded by child sex slaves?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 08:46:21 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, I'll show myself out.
Don't forget to tip the waitress!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 09:44:10 ago (+1/-0)

Just the tip? I'll give the whole thing!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 10:43:12 ago (+1/-0)*

Just the tip?
Only if you're a leper.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 7, 2022 19:58:33 ago (+0/-0)

its always 'just the tip', im using the shaft to push it home

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 09:43:36 ago (+3/-2)

Oh, boy that was a good joke Jim! These demoKKKraps are the REAL racists and it shows. A REPUBLICAN president would have declared war a long time ago! Anyhow gotta go, me and my Phillipine wife are going to the casino in our RV!

-Sent from my iCuck

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 10:53:25 ago (+1/-0)

He will be on the main line fersure

[ - ] quaintarrow303 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 12:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

Ok the dad jokes in this motherfucker are to much haha

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 09:23:09 ago (+2/-0)

It’s pretty strange how the lines all disappear around him.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 09:05:53 ago (+4/-0)

He going to do the front lines, the back lines, and even the middle lines!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 09:24:40 ago (+7/-0)

I heard he's a real footsoldier.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 26, 2022 09:59:53 ago (+3/-0)

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