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FEMA: In Case Of Nuclear Explosion, Maintain Social Distancing And Wear A Mask

submitted by FalseRealityCheck to WarGames 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 08:52:07 ago (+36/-0)     (www.zerohedge.com)

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/fema-case-nuclear-explosion-maintain-social-distancing-and-wear-mask



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[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:12:03 ago (+3/-0)

Someone had fun with that one.

As an aside, the "duck and cover" thing is often laughed at but it makes perfect sense. If you're inside the fireball zone you're fucked, nothing you do can help you. If you're in the concussion zone taking cover would help you avoid being injured by flying debris and glass, possibly even a collapsing roof. If you're in the flash zone ducking and covering could help minimise direct radiation exposure.

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 09:48:56 ago (+3/-0)

Get your arse as quickly as you can to the Southern hemisphere

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 10:41:25 ago (+1/-0)

Only if you're double vaxxed - and if you plan on making Victoria your new home, you'd better be triple vaxxed.

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 10:57:49 ago (+2/-0)

No Africa.

If there is nuclear war - best place to be is Africa.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:47:31 ago (+1/-0)

I'd rather die in the warm glow of a fusion reaction.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:36:01 ago (+1/-0)

Just go with enough people and equipment to make new country

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 17:13:23 ago (+1/-0)

Blasting Africa with nukes would actually modernize it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 20:01:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yea nah yea

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:02:35 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking college graduates telling you this bullshit

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:12:46 ago (+1/-0)

It's some intern who got told to "review this document for covid compliance," then had a few laughs with their mates.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:04:10 ago (+0/-0)

Could you imagine a single company that hires based upon merit alone?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:23:57 ago (+0/-0)

How do you mean?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 21:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

Just that stupid shit wouldn't fly and that it would be almost exclusively White men.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

Honk. Honk.

[ - ] 11hrr 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:38:23 ago (+1/-0)

You'd think this was a joke, but now... Who the fuck knows, anymore..

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 17:12:35 ago (+0/-0)

I was realizing that you need to keep your Geiger counters in strong metal boxes so they don't get destroyed by any EMP otherwise they're useless if you get blasted.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 16:33:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 17:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

Temporary blindness is mitigated by wearing a mask. Masks can do anything. Trust the info, goy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 20:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Tha soyence iz suttle

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:10:07 ago (+0/-0)

Don't you people realize these social engineering techniques are meant to keep the narrative running in sites like this?

Outside of this website and a FEW people irl i never hear of this shit anymore

[ - ] armday2day 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 13:31:19 ago (+0/-0)

Come to the left coast and you'll see who this is for.

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 11:46:37 ago (+0/-0)

Hope you've got Lugols

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 09:38:30 ago (+1/-1)

Nuclear war would be an improvement.

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2022 10:59:35 ago (+2/-0)

SAMSON OPTION INTENSIFIES