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I started running again.

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 18:36:55 ago (+7/-8)     (TellUpgoat)

I forgot I mentioned that in my last post. Its not actually running because I use my treadmill. I came to this conclusion the other day, running on a treadmill is not running. Its just jumping up and down for a long period of time. Still great cardiovascular exercise and that is important. I guess it doesn't matter that much for the remainder of this particular life as we only have 7 days to live. I made some sugar cookies and I'm about to enjoy a cup of coffee. I found a nice 15lb kettle bell on the street during my morning dog walk the other day. I need to wash my car.


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[ - ] con77 0 points 3 yearsMar 29, 2022 20:06:51 ago (+0/-0)

why wash your car if we only have,oh wait, that was 3 weeks ago!

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:40:01 ago (+2/-0)

Excellent. Keep us posted. Can't wait to hear about what happens tomorrow

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 22:34:19 ago (+1/-0)

I'm waiting until the first season is posted online. Then I'm going to download and binge-watch it!

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 18:44:14 ago (+2/-0)

Treadmill running assures a zero dog bite factor,worthwhile.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 22:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

I lost my MACE pepper gel riding my bike tonight. I went back and traced my route in my truck but couldnt find it. I was carrying my wallet, a phone, and a gun so I cant really bitch.

[ - ] masuji 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 20:16:37 ago (+0/-0)

Why only seven days to live?

Why not four days?

or four hundred?

Seriously? Why one week?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 22:37:43 ago (+1/-0)

Someone wants you to believe he believes everything the tv says.

If he really believed wwiii was about to be happening he wouldnt be wasting energy on a damn treadmill hed be out raping looting pillaging and being a general piece of shit woth no future like every other lefty.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 8, 2022 23:00:05 ago (+1/-0)

he does that for work

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 9, 2022 13:31:40 ago (+1/-0)

raping looting and pillaging or convincing others lies are real?