Porta-Potty Predicament - Upgoat

You beat me to it...fuck...OK let's try this one,, " his life not only turned around, it leaked all over the ground".
Also..."LATRINE HENDERSON" ? Sometimes niggers are good for a laugh.
I wonder how many times he said "SHEEIT" when the shitter walls were caving in from the weight of the doze?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:00:02 ago (+7/-0)

This was a really good one. Thank you for your service.

Family man. Because he came in a few women.

We jus wanna know de troof.

The troof will turn out to be that they let another nigger operate that dozer.

Looks like both he and the brother had some sort of flash nigger dental work. God damn.

Also check out the gold chains.

These are the pure breds folks.

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:30:38 ago (+3/-0)

You're welcome, this one turned out really well.

[ + ] Greatmuta

[ - ] Greatmuta 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 18:57:54 ago (+0/-0)

Only because they didn't get around to aborting. Ain't no one got time for that

[ - ] Broc_Liath 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 15:59:53 ago (+6/-0)

My prediction:

- Jew lawyer gets family to sign papers

- Lawyer sues the county

- County settles rather than face the possibility of bad press

- Settlement is paid out using white people's money

- Jamal the stoner dozer driver keeps on truckin'

[ + ] natehiggers

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:25:13 ago (+4/-0)*

I live not to far from Polk County, it's mostly rural and predominantly White. Most of the people in Polk County are hardcore Florida rednecks with no love for niggers.

[ - ] uvulectomy 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 15:09:47 ago (+6/-0)

"Latrine"

TOP. FUCKING. KEK.

And how many times are they gonna point out that "him dun turnt heez lyfe aroun"?

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 15:42:11 ago (+3/-0)

At least 6 million times.

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 15:58:25 ago (+4/-0)

Wait, the article says his brother's name is Lenard, not Latrine. I've been bamboozled!

Well played, BCM. Well fucking played.

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:33:06 ago (+2/-0)

I wrote 'Latrine' down on a list of potential groid names for my BCM videos about a year ago. The stars lined up for this one.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 4 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 13:35:05 ago (+5/-1)

SHEEEEIIIIT

[ - ] crookedoldman 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 18:31:02 ago (+3/-0)

That blue nigger in the coffin made me actually laugh out loud.

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 18:56:08 ago (+3/-0)

The blue goo follows you to the grave.

[ - ] Greatmuta 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 18:56:39 ago (+2/-0)

Man as a construction guy for the past ten years this thought goes through my head every single time I sit down in a port a John. Some braindead messican with no experience. One thing goes haywire and he panics, because low IQ and bad genetics.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 11, 2022 09:33:29 ago (+1/-0)

The blue corpse was hilarious.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 18:35:40 ago (+3/-1)

The open casket blue shot was 💎 tier kek

[ - ] Systemisgay 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 17:34:52 ago (+2/-0)

I feel bad, almost

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 17:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

Recently turned his life around

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thank BCM, you are the best!

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 17:52:00 ago (+2/-0)

You're welcome, thanks for watching.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:06:03 ago (+2/-0)

Even the mosquito joke at the end was great.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 15:49:47 ago (+2/-0)

Omg hahahaha 🤣 Whoever spent the time to do that deserves…an award or something?

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:36:01 ago (+1/-0)

I've been making these videos for years if you're not familiar with my work. I've been making yearly 'top 10' BCM video compilations and they're on this playlist if you're interested:

https://tv.gab.com/playlist/bcm-humor-compilation-videos-60aac6c567fe3d2c1651157c

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 18:43:08 ago (+2/-0)

Amazing! Thank you and thank you for your work—it is absolutely hysterical and well done.

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 18:54:04 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for watching. I wouldn't bother if I didn't have an audience.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 11, 2022 01:50:25 ago (+1/-0)

probably huffing jenkem

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 22:09:47 ago (+1/-0)*

Oh dear lord, I needed that laugh. That was full out wheezing.

Do you think he heard the tractor and was scared shitless?

What a shitty way to die!

At least he didn't shit his pants when he died.
A pile of shit sitting on a pile of shit sitting on a pile of shit.

At least productivity didn't suffer.

What a tragedy!

Yeah, nobody can take a piss at the landfill now.

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 11, 2022 00:55:45 ago (+0/-0)

Poo jokes are timeless.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 21:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

The video sponsor was fantastic!

Has Takis or Honey Buns (Little Debbie) been a sponsor before?

[ + ] Black Crimes Matter

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 21:43:50 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't made any commercial parodies featuring either of those products.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 19:27:40 ago (+1/-0)

WHY would you run over a porta potty (GIVEN the risk) IN an UPRIGHT position? UNless you were a black man.

[ - ] Misanthroat 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 17:34:30 ago (+1/-0)

He was doing industrial jenkem.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:34:30 ago (+1/-0)

I can't shit!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 14:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

killdozer?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 21:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

He was crushed in a porta-potty, and his brother’s name is Latrine?
Seriously?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 21:57:11 ago (+1/-0)

The names have been changed to protect the innocent and make fun of the niggers. Re-read the comments, you missed a couple of things.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 11, 2022 21:45:22 ago (+0/-0)

Oh okay thanks

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 19:35:34 ago (+0/-0)

wait why was he blue in the coffin? don't get that joke.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 21:59:49 ago (+2/-0)

The disinfectant juice in the bottom of a porta potty is blue and it stains. There is a news story out there of a guy who hid in that stuff to watch girls pee and poop.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 16:36:49 ago (+0/-0)

The dumb blonde bitch pretending it's such a tragedy.

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Porta-Potty Predicament
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