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Why do woman shave their legs?

submitted by Swej_Ehtsag to funny 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 18:06:21 ago (+49/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] dulcima 12 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 18:54:49 ago (+12/-0)

Because you'd all whine if we didn't.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 21:07:51 ago (+6/-0)

You know the rules

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 11:50:06 ago (+1/-0)

Did you know there is whole section of internet users that don't know that rule? Amazes me.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 22:09:50 ago (+4/-0)

No, because you'd start looking like all the other subhumans in need of subjugation and animal husbandry.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 05:28:19 ago (+2/-0)

Do the amish look lke subhumans?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 06:49:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:53:21 ago (+0/-0)

That’s bullshit. Ive seen lots of amish. They were all normal pretty normal looking to me. They do not marry their first cousins. Or fuck them, unlike niggers.

Worse comes to worse, well kid goes into the abortion bucket for fertilizer.

Much less likely to murder their kids than the average american

In some of those churches you can see how closed they are to outsider interference.

They should be. They have a superior culture and they don’t want to be infected with our cancer.

Amish people are careful about their reproduction. They don’t do it impulsively. Nor do they impulsively kill their babies. They have longer healthier lives even with less medical intervention. That is because they have high behavioral standards which they set for themselves. They don’t allow jews to set their standards. People who don’t make the cut have to leave. Good rules make a good society. Cotton picking niggers have low standards of behavior.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 01:12:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Cannonball 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 05:55:13 ago (+1/-0)

My (I Think former however not sure) rib she doesn't and I like it. I like to get waxed and pretend I am roping a wild beast.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 08:26:46 ago (+0/-0)

I like to get waxed and pretend I am roping a wild beast.

Fucking hell, I almost did a spit take.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 08:28:11 ago (+0/-0)

Personally I find all the excessive grooming a bit disturbing, but that's just me. I kinda wish we could rewind to 19th century norms.

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 18:17:45 ago (+9/-0)

Boy, that is a pretty honest and true answer!

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 19:32:46 ago (+8/-0)

Better yet, why do women have legs?

So they don’t leave snail trails.

Duh.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 22:13:30 ago (+5/-0)

I thought it was so they could move around the kitchen faster.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 20:11:31 ago (+7/-1)

I had an ex that told me she stop shaving her legs because I told her she had too much stubble. I broke up with her then and there.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 20:49:14 ago (+3/-0)

And then everyone clapped.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 22:39:58 ago (+2/-0)

Triggered, hairy hag?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 05:11:05 ago (+1/-0)

Clearly you were.

I broke up with her then and there.

Shit that never happened. If there’s any grain of truth to that story, it did not happen like that. I call bullshit but go ahead and die on this hill dummy.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 06:44:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] canbot 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 19:24:29 ago (+6/-0)

To simulate youth.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 20:55:25 ago (+2/-0)

The cynical answer is that pre-pubescent girls have little or no hair on their legs. They alternative explanation is that males are clearly hairier than females so shaving the legs is accentuating at difference in secondary sexual characteristics.

So now why do men shave?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 21:49:32 ago (+4/-0)

So now why do men shave?

The face? Civilians: conformity. Military: gas masks don't work on stubble, it fucks up the seal.

Both: to show a strong jawline, though a small bit of stubble helps accentuate without hiding it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 05:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe males who are clean shaven are trying to appear less threatening to each other in a cooperative environment like the workplace.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 06:17:48 ago (+1/-0)

The workplace is competitive, not cooperative. Are you an HR shitbag?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:32:27 ago (+0/-0)

White male workplace is relatively cooperative. Niggers can’t work together without killing each other. White males are more economically productive because of their high levels of cooperativity. Perhaps seeing a lot of hairless faces reduces competition.

Historically human males (and males of many other species) tend to murder each other alot when they spend alot of time in close proximity. It is kind of unusual when they don’t . That is what I mean by high cooperation low competition. Lack of murder.

Are you an HR shitbag?

You see? You probably saw too many beards today.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 22:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

To simulate youth.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 06:02:45 ago (+0/-0)

So they don't have fucking hair getting in their mouth when eating.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:05:46 ago (+0/-0)

Having lots of crazy beard hair is the new norm.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 16, 2022 00:03:09 ago (+0/-0)

Accurate.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 22:06:43 ago (+1/-0)

I say glass the jews and save the Earth!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 00:18:20 ago (+0/-0)

Do that and everybody else falls right in line,no more worries.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 01:59:47 ago (+0/-0)

what woman wants to be an androgo-woman? and yet, and yet...

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 22:03:59 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty smart for a leaf

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 21:11:50 ago (+0/-0)

Canadia FTW

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 20:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

So I can swim the 100 m freestyle faster.

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 20:58:47 ago (+6/-0)

I can't imagine all those wrinkles would make you any more hydrodynamic.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 22:15:33 ago (+3/-0)

You'd be wrong. It's the same principle as why there are dimples in golf balls.

https://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/sports/golf/basics/question37.htm

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 06:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

I like how the FAQ answers the question multiple times, for retards who can't take in the article before it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 21:11:04 ago (+1/-0)

I think you’re confusing me with your wrinkley ball sac. Also shaved, weirdly.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 23:49:40 ago (+1/-0)

Are you saying you shave your wrinkly ballsack face? haha

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 15, 2022 05:06:10 ago (+0/-0)

Uhhhh, duuhhhhhh. No.

Are you saying you shaved your head off to be more hydrodynamic? Durrrrrrr. Ahurrrrrr.