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How to beat dumb slow dragons
submitted by GrayDragon to AskGoats 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 03:18:06 ago (+8/-0) (AskGoats)

I've got this dumb, slow, lazy, piece-of-shit wannabe dragon in my basement. He just sits at his computer all day coding, but I have to feed my kids traveling past him.

He has set up traps of food (LAWRZ, globohomo thinks I'll "bite" the UBI shit).

How do I get rid of him?

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[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 3 yearsMar 31, 2022 23:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

The wannabe dragon is you.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 10:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 13:20:39 ago (+1/-0)

Flood your basement with radon gas. Rotund dragons hate that.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 11:05:14 ago (+2/-0)

What colour is he?

[ - ] Neral 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 10:37:45 ago (+2/-0)

Tell him he'll be just like you one day if he keeps this up.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 09:06:26 ago (+2/-0)

Ask him out on a date like you do to every other man

Guaranteed to get rid of him

[ - ] QuestionEverything 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 08:48:15 ago (+1/-0)

motivation -if you aren't dumb..

[ - ] VicariousJambi 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 08:27:46 ago (+1/-0)

If thats where he horded his gold, good luck getting his ass outta there. Maybe slowly over time move his stash somewhere else.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 06:48:04 ago (+1/-0)

Tell him to go full Paarthurnax and save Skyrim.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 05:00:33 ago (+1/-0)

Your kids live in a basement? That means the dragon is coding, but your kids are even more useless?

[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 04:42:39 ago (+1/-0)

Had a dragon in my basement once. A suplex on pavement fixed that problem.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 04:01:04 ago (+1/-0)

If he's dumb and slow, you can poison him.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 03:51:29 ago (+5/-0)

How do I get rid of him?

Stop taking drugs bro, then lift

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How to beat dumb slow dragons submitted by GrayDragon to AskGoats 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 03:18:06 ago (+8/-0) (AskGoats)

How to beat dumb slow dragons
submitted by GrayDragon to AskGoats 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 03:18:06 ago (+8/-0) (AskGoats)