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This is a real advertisement playing on normie media as we speak. They *actually think* this will make people want to buy their products

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ClownWorld 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:10:10 ago (+42/-2)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNiF6LQVzRI

Buy our stuff and you can be a fat downie retard too! On sale now!


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[ - ] Broc_Liath 25 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 16:49:39 ago (+25/-0)

They actually think this will make people want to buy their products

No they don't. The primary factor assuring the success or failure of a private company right now isn't sales, it's access to capital. Dollars are being printed at a faster rate than any time in history, a company that gains direct access to the tap can stay afloat for years with zero sales. A company that doesn't will see their operating capital inflate away into nothing.

Their only real customer of any importance is Larry Fink. that ad is for him and him alone.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 16:56:09 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:53:10 ago (+4/-0)

True, but the guy directly setting the standards is Larry Fink. I agree he's just an employee though.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:34:07 ago (+1/-0)

True, but whatever deputy is representing their desires is still relevant to the parent comment's point.

[ - ] zr855 7 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:14:27 ago (+7/-0)

Elon Musk posed the question of how CNN could stay afloat for years with no revenue. This was what he was trying to get at.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:16:47 ago (+4/-0)

Yep. I see people laughing about "go woke go broke" and cheering whenever a megacorp loses sales because they put a twerking child-drag-queen in their advertising. But they never actually go broke, they have too much access to new money.

You're right. This only ends when the dollar becomes worthless and no one's willing to accept it.

[ - ] dalai_llama 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:32:02 ago (+4/-0)

Probably the most insightful analysis yet.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:56:37 ago (+6/-0)

Thanks. It really should be common knowledge. In an inflationary market the only market actor of any importance is the central bank. This is nothing new either, we can see this exact pattern play out in the Roman empire thousands of years ago. In their case it resulted in people losing more and more freedoms and having their standard of living eaten further and further away over the course of a century or two until they began to welcome invaders in as liberators.

[ - ] dalai_llama 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 22:17:23 ago (+6/-0)

Well I will admit that this insight you have expressed had not really dawned on me until you pointed it out in this manner. This makes perfect sense though. I couldn't really understand who these marketing campaigns were targeting because it just didn't seem like this kind of over the top social commentary was necessary to expand sales but I never thought of this as being done to appeal to back end creditors. I have to say that it seems absurdly obvious now that you've pointed it out.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 18:58:54 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:02:16 ago (+3/-0)

All the major corporations have had a direct line into the FED since the 2008 jewcrisis. They have money coming in through mysterious accounts that can't be attributed to sales. Of course, since accounting rules have been kosherized this money is being reported as sales on financial reports. Direct scamdemic payments were another boost to revenue. Meanwhile, they continue to borrow money to buy back their stock.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:18:10 ago (+2/-0)

It doesn't really matter how much they borrow: With enough inflation today's loan will dwindle into nothing and tomorrow's loan will cover it.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 08:53:11 ago (+2/-0)

True enough. They also know that these corporations are destined to go out of business regardless due to global economic collapse, war, population reduction, etc. They're borrowing like there's no tomorrow because eventually there won't be one.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 09:52:04 ago (+1/-0)

I think it's better to think of them as fiefdoms. The jews take over an organisation, then if they do things with it the globalists approve of they get to keep it as a reward, kinda like a retainer being granted a fief.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:09:33 ago (+0/-1)

All the major corporations have had a direct line into the FED since the 2008 jewcrisis. They have money coming in through mysterious accounts that can't be attributed to sales.
Can you source this claim?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:25:22 ago (+3/-0)

Personal experience. I'm going to be guarded with what I write, but I deal with 'corporate finance' and know people in different major companies. I started noticing that things were changing after 9/11 and really took hold after the 2008 crisis. Many major corporations should have gone out of business or at the very least declared bankruptcy, but somehow they stayed in business.

At first I thought that they were simply cooking the books, but that only lasts for so long so I realized they had to be getting infusions of money from someplace. I would put feelers out into these companies and eventually employees would relate how there were major inflows from accounts that nobody can really explain. I didn't want these people to get in trouble, or have anybody start looking at me, so I wouldn't express my concerns or try to blackpill any of them. It wouldn't do any good anyways because these people are normies; they just go along with the flow and are happy that the money is coming in to enable their consooming addiction.

When the global economy blows it is going to make the Great Depression look like a mild recession. Cannibalism is going to be commonplace.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 00:59:27 ago (+1/-0)

cool story satori

if they knowingly commit fraud with knowingly looking the other way when money laundering was taking place then they are guilty criminals

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 23:30:36 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] zr855 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:12:58 ago (+2/-0)

You can't win if you use your enemy's money. Jews literally CREATE US dollars. We must start using decentralized, capped supply cryptocurrencies.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 23:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

Im with dalai llama — very good comment.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 00:19:54 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:54:49 ago (+5/-0)

(((Goldstein)))

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:40:29 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

Kek, solid.

[ - ] Rebooted 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 18:04:32 ago (+2/-0)

I always thought track suits were stupid, now I know they are retarded.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 16:26:43 ago (+2/-0)

Amazon has a show with three retards who desperately want to get fucked. Its pretty creepy.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:16:05 ago (+1/-0)

retards are child-like. take a wild guess why they are sexualizing retards.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 04:27:32 ago (+1/-0)

I am possible

possibly retarded

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 23:17:39 ago (+1/-0)

Only jews can afford to support a retard like this and have the clout to get her a modeling gig for retards.

Gentiles have to kill their downs babies and they pay a jew to do it.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:56:42 ago (+1/-0)

They flood advertising with niggers and race mixing because they want all the western countries to be niggers and mutts. They are advertising to the demographic they want to create. They are advertising to golem, deamons, goblins, and deformed diseased creatures because that is what they want to turn you into. This is the future of the west they have planned.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 19:27:35 ago (+1/-0)

People WILL get tired of delusional "Thinking". It's why DREAMING is done in PRIVATE. Thinking or FORCING (not uunimaginable) is UNITHINKABLY EVIL)

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 17:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

At least its not a filthy nigger

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 16:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

When you think we've reached peak clown world, they drop new content

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 16:04:54 ago (+1/-0)

What are they advertising?
Potatoes?

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

child sex, actually.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:55:59 ago (+1/-0)

These unrealistic beauty standards are out of control.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 14:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

That fierce almost sounded like a funny way of saying bitch.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 26, 2022 01:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

wow

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 21:14:50 ago (+0/-0)

I this was more influential in the support of Adidas. What I just watched is retarded.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 20:34:15 ago (+0/-0)

thats hot!

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 19:38:39 ago (+0/-0)

Check the upvotes and comments. There may be hope.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:55:09 ago (+0/-0)

I don't have a problem with this. The issue is when fat idiots that fit the medical definition of not retarded expect the same treatment and attention.

The problem is lazy, self obsessed, self pitying losers have coopted all the sympathy reserved for handicapped people. These are the same people that whine about white people or men taking the spotlight from people that deserve it more.

When we give black people jobs they don't deserve it's the same as giving a downs syndrome woman a job as a model. Everyone knows it's bullshit but no one wants to say anything.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

Target demographics tho, retards.

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2022 15:16:39 ago (+0/-0)

The climate retard sold pretty well.