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Damn Peanut

submitted by FalseRealityCheck to Jokes 3 yearsMar 30, 2022 04:05:49 ago (+28/-0)     (Jokes)

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, the date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter yelled with joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'Judging by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'


6 comments block


[ - ] 1Icemonkey 5 points 3 yearsMar 30, 2022 09:16:26 ago (+5/-0)

Did not see that coming!

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3 yearsMar 30, 2022 11:03:30 ago (+1/-0)

Peanut butter!

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 3 yearsMar 30, 2022 10:46:44 ago (+1/-0)

Shrew girlfriend: Then let me smell your fingers. Now!

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3 yearsMar 30, 2022 19:36:08 ago (+0/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 3 yearsMar 30, 2022 16:16:18 ago (+1/-1)

I don't get it.

Where his fingers smelling like vagina or what? So?

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3 yearsMar 30, 2022 19:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

If your fingers smell like a vagina, then you will soon be married. If your dick smells like a vagina, then you recently got laid. I hope this was helpful.