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Who would you chose to represent you?

submitted by Laputois to AskGoats 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:03:52 ago (+11/-0)     (AskGoats)

If the judge was a black woman and the opposing attorney was a white man? I contend that you would probably be better off having a black female attorney. They will be worth their weight in gold among the most prestigious law firms competing to hire them. Does not matter if the sheboon is stupid, they will have young white law clerks writing all her motions, and coaching the sheboon on legal tactics.


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[ - ] ghostofvoatspast 0 points 3 yearsApr 12, 2022 19:25:03 ago (+0/-0)

A taco

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 22:41:10 ago (+1/-0)

Muh dick?

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 22:12:25 ago (+2/-0)

All "Officers of the Cult" are corrupt. The instant you trust a Cult, you are screwed. Fight. Fight and Bite. Never surrender. It's better to die fighting than to live as a slave to the Cult.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 20:28:37 ago (+2/-0)

I'd hire Daniel Webster.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 21:47:01 ago (+1/-0)

Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 22:04:27 ago (+2/-0)

I hope it's not a Beechcraft Bonanza!

...even though those are fucking cool as all heck.

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 23:24:21 ago (+1/-0)

The old doctor killer

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 03:42:26 ago (+2/-0)

Which isn't really a fair nickname. There were a rash of accidents early on because when it was new, people were transitioning from something like a Cessna 140 or similar. Those aircraft were simple to fly and rather forgiving. Whereas the Bonanza had much higher performance, higher complexity (including retractable gear), and was less forgiving of errors. So pilots were getting into them before they were ready to handle them, and were paying the price.

And since the people who could most often afford a new Bonanza were doctors and lawyers, that's where the nickname came from.

Similar issues were had with the Cessna 310 and Cirrus SR-22 after their initial introduction. Much higher performance than people were used to similar classes, and in the case of the SR-22 the airframe parachute caused complacency.

But the problems go away with proper training and education, and were never inherent in the designs themselves.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 5 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:28:03 ago (+5/-0)

I'd choose the white man, newfag.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 00:49:42 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 11:13:56 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 5 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:25:36 ago (+5/-0)

It doesn't make a difference. They are all in on the scam.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:19:13 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe an Obongo halfie lawyer, especially if it's a nigger-kike. Full on niggers are completely incompetent and have no understanding of the law even if they manage to pass the bar.

[ - ] natehiggers 8 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:34:04 ago (+8/-0)

Fun fact, despite being a licensed attorney Obama the magic niggerfaggot never actually practiced law.

[ - ] Spaceman84 6 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 20:02:06 ago (+6/-0)

If I remember correctly neither did Big Mike

[ - ] natehiggers 6 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 20:13:39 ago (+6/-0)

Yup, and Big Mike had to give up his bar card/law license after getting in trouble for having a no show job at a Chicongo area Children's Hospital.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 22:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

Rose law firm.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 23:26:29 ago (+1/-0)

Lol..best name for Obama, ever!

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 4 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:13:13 ago (+4/-0)

I'd hire the lawyer from Idiocracy

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 00:50:42 ago (+1/-0)

You sound retarded en yer shits all fucked up!

Yer oner this fag needz to be let gone!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 15 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:09:44 ago (+15/-0)

Do you remember those young sheboon 'debators'? What they did wasn't debate but some spastic nigger babble? They had some name for it.

Them. I'd hire the most ridiculous nigger possible. Babbling completely incoherent nigger bullshit that only the judge could pretend to understand. I'd win and not a single jew could bitch. Checkmate shlomo.

[ - ] Jewfed9000 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 22:18:42 ago (+3/-1)

You are too redpilled to live.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 00:45:33 ago (+2/-0)

Yawlz hooknose niggaz needztah let dis hoooowyte ass nigga go!

Bu bu ma'lady hoowai wood we eva do that?!

Cuz yawl hooknose bitches be trippin eeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy right away the protected species has spoken!

[ - ] TheBebot 8 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:09:15 ago (+8/-0)

Compared to White attorneys, black attorneys are three times as likely to be placed on probation and more than twice as likely to have 10+ complaints lodged against them.

[ - ] natehiggers 6 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:11:38 ago (+6/-0)

Also nigger attorneys have a higher rate of being disbarred for misconduct then White attorneys.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 07:54:06 ago (+3/-0)

They smell pretty bad too.

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:08:29 ago (+1/-0)

What are the charges I'm being tried on OP. What state/city I'm I going on trial in. Are the charges Federal or State.

[ - ] Laputois [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:25:44 ago (+1/-0)

Does not necessarily have to be a criminal trial, I would include civil trials. In fact I think the choice would be even more important in a civil trial as the judge is not constrained by sentencing guidelines.

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:30:36 ago (+0/-0)

In a civil trial I would want a all White legal team from a firm that specializes in complicated civil actions.

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:05:11 ago (+2/-0)

The jury decides the verdict not the judge or attorneys (unless it's a bench trial).

[ - ] Laputois [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 19:23:05 ago (+4/-0)

You don't think that a judge has the greatest bearing in a trial? Ask the baby torturing pedo that ketanji sheboon Jackson sentenced to 3 months.